[LivingTheLyrics]

Thought this would bring the funny if people had some good stories. It's also a good device to tell my bad cumshot experience.

Just before a job interview, I decided I needed to get one out. So I did, and it hit me right in the face. Must have gotten lazy and lowered the cannon. I cleaned it off real quick and hurried to the interview, without once looking in a mirror. So of course, I was terrified during the whole interview that I had some in my beard or something. I remember sneaking a peak at my iPod screen while I was waiting in the lobby to see if I could see anything in my reflection, but it wasn't clear enough to give me any comfort. So I did my best to keep my composure in the interview, went home, and found no remnants on my face to great relief.

I really hope someone has something more entertaining.

[Spire]

wat

[kidchino08]

Did you like take that straight out of There's Something About Mary with a few different (more boring) twists?

[nashiscash1324]

Originally Posted by Spire

wat

exactly

[zonto]

Fail.

[ReadyForAction]

My first time receiving head was with Don't Stop Believin' playing in the background, and I was new to the concept of the courtesy tap, so I came all over her face right when the solo started.

Not really the "worst" but this is my siq brag

[muttley]

[tawtaw]

Originally Posted by ReadyForAction

My first time receiving head was with Don't Stop Believin' playing in the background, and I was new to the concept of the courtesy tap, so I came all over her face right when the solo started.

Not really the "worst" but this is my siq brag

Is it weird that I really want to listen to that song now?

[LivingTheLyrics]

No I didn't steal it from Something About Mary. I really don't recall the scene. And if this is a fail then whatever I'm sorry. I've seen crazier things around here. And it could we worse, I could be posting "first" or "anal" in YOUR threads.

[LivingTheLyrics]

Originally Posted by ReadyForAction

My first time receiving head was with Don't Stop Believin' playing in the background, and I was new to the concept of the courtesy tap, so I came all over her face right when the solo started.

Not really the "worst" but this is my siq brag

Haha. I've never even heard of the tap. I just straight up warn them verbally and probably kill the mood in the process.

[robat19]

would you stare down the barrel of a gun?

[LivingTheLyrics]

Originally Posted by robat19

would you stare down the barrel of a gun?

Is this directed at me?

[Sventhegreat]

Why warn them? They want it, regardless of what they say.

[LivingTheLyrics]

Originally Posted by Sventhegreat

Why warn them? They want it, regardless of what they say.

Hahaha. One day I kinda thought about how miserable it must to be a girl and be in the drivers seat of all of it. I would probably become a lesbian.

[barkingincision]

i was with this chick i met from an electro club in sf
we went to her apt in twin peaks she thought it'd be "hot to cum" on her chest when i was ready
i aimed but misfired and hit her straight between the eyes
true story