The song is called "going lohan." Do you need more proof?
Also, the title makes you want to listen, then you do and you're thinking about eating toast and all of the other wonderful things you could be doing instead.
If eating toast is a "wonderful thing" to you, you might want to look at your daily routine.
Not a Mitch Hedberg fan I presume. Also, one mans toast is another mans treasure. Relax, you're in a forum. You don't have to worry about telling me to change my daily routine.