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10:11 AM on 01/04/10
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3 comments on this:

- "A weird producer named Dr. Luke"? Really? Dr. Luke's credits read like a who's who of pop music these days having worked with artists ranging from Weezer to Kelly Clarkson to Santana to Avril Lavigne. He has written some of the biggest pop hits of recent memory (most recently would be Party in The USA by miley). I think that you should at least have done a bit of research on him before just dismissing him solely as "a weird producer named Dr. Luke."

- Was the "Boom, absolved" a reference to HIMYM?

- While I found this review to be incredibly amusing, I would've liked to see some actual reviewing of the album. I'm never one to pass up an opportunity to lambast the noise pollution that keeps coming out, but I would at least like to see some descriptive and insightful reviewing mixed in there.
- doesn't mean he isn't weird. what kind of grown man writes songs like these?

- no
04:33 PM on 01/04/10
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Amazing social commentary by Blake Solomon.

I have a phd in that.
02:10 PM on 01/05/10
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This read more like a poorly misguided rant than an actual review. With that said, this shit sucks.
i think it flows pretty well
07:21 PM on 01/05/10
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the simple fact that this got double the score The Killers and A Loss For Words did kinda makes me want to vomit
vomit vomit vomit vomit

that's the chorus to her next song.
06:29 PM on 01/06/10
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here's another review, for comparison's sake. and it actually pays some attention to songs on the album instead of just jokes and references.

http://www.behindthehype.com/music-r...ed-in-whiskey/

and yes, i wrote that
WE'VE GOT A JOURNALIST ON OUR HANDS FOLKS
12:01 PM on 01/09/10
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I read that the money sign in her name was because she was on a Flowrida song "down" or something. And it was a hit single, and she was still broke, so she put that in the song. Either way...she sucks. lol
yeah that's what i was alluding to.
04:38 PM on 01/21/10
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You say her lyrics are liberating to women and thats the best part of the album and then give them a 3.5? OK! Just admit it this crap sucks.
i'm not sure that's what i said, but i was also super drunk and doing your mom when i wrote this. guess i'm not a multi-tasker.
04:58 PM on 01/21/10
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Oh well then in that case, super good review dude!
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