3 comments on this:

- "A weird producer named Dr. Luke"? Really? Dr. Luke's credits read like a who's who of pop music these days having worked with artists ranging from Weezer to Kelly Clarkson to Santana to Avril Lavigne. He has written some of the biggest pop hits of recent memory (most recently would be Party in The USA by miley). I think that you should at least have done a bit of research on him before just dismissing him solely as "a weird producer named Dr. Luke."

- Was the "Boom, absolved" a reference to HIMYM?

- While I found this review to be incredibly amusing, I would've liked to see some actual reviewing of the album. I'm never one to pass up an opportunity to lambast the noise pollution that keeps coming out, but I would at least like to see some descriptive and insightful reviewing mixed in there.

Originally Posted by the1

For the third one, I suggest you go to a different site...

Just look up The Killers and you'll see what I mean, aka "THE Blake Solomon in Green Dunk Hi Tops"

WOW. I can't even believe that qualified as a review. Again, it was hilarious, but that's just downright unbelievable.

(My dislike for the killers did make me enjoy the idea of Blake blatantly going on about nothing rather than talking about the album.)

Originally Posted by the1

No, honestly there's some chick who was doing a similar thing that I've read alot of Youtube comment about...I'll go look it up now

*returns* Uffie. That's the one. W/e they're both shit anyway. Gaga is good, though it runs fast and loose with the term "Lady"

This gave me a good laugh.

Originally Posted by Blake Solomon

- doesn't mean he isn't weird. what kind of grown man writes songs like these?

- no

Originally Posted by the1

One that knows how to make alot of moolah.

The two "weird grown men" below are making more money than the three of us could make put together:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Luke
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Mar...uction_Credits

(I mention them both because they frequently work together.)

Doesn't seem that weird for them to be writing songs like those when they're drinking champagne on massive yachts laughing about how they ordered 20 more Bugatti Veyrons to play bumper cars with.

Originally Posted by Broclee

Making a lot of money doesn't make a grown man writing a song about wrinkly wieners (the validity of this statement is questionable) or teen pop stars feeling isolated in Hollywood any less weird.

Let me say most importantly that if you look at his writing credits you'll see he didn't pen that one.

Second to that - go look up the lyrics. It's about old guys hitting on young girls. It says nothing about "wrinkly weiners" at all. To say that's what the song is about is straight up ridiculous.

Originally Posted by Broclee

I really don't care about what he did or didn't do. My only point is that saying it's completely normal simply because he makes money is equally ridiculous. People make money doing weird things, still makes them weird.

How is writing pop songs such a weird thing? I don't understand that. Look at the songs he's writing: Since U Been Gone (break up song), It Feels Like Tonight (trying to win a girl back), Just Want You To Know (break-up song). Who decided that there's an age limit to when you can write pop songs about universal topics? I find any argument calling him weird for co-writing/co-producing current pop hits to be absolutely absurd. There is absolutely nothing weird about that.