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08:36 AM on 01/04/10
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Fun read, but you skipped the part where you actually review the album. "Dirty neo-disco beats and crappy cock-obsessed lyrics" are about all I got from this write-up. You could swap out Ke$ha's name with Millionaires' and it would be just as relevant. Which makes me cry a little, looking at the score.

EDIT: Sat down and listened to Tik Tok. Really? This is passable? It's Millionaires meets Lady Gaga. I've heard that synth line a million times before. God, this electro revival needs to just die already.
08:50 AM on 01/04/10
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I die a little inside each time you compare her to GaGa.
08:55 AM on 01/04/10
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3 comments on this:

- "A weird producer named Dr. Luke"? Really? Dr. Luke's credits read like a who's who of pop music these days having worked with artists ranging from Weezer to Kelly Clarkson to Santana to Avril Lavigne. He has written some of the biggest pop hits of recent memory (most recently would be Party in The USA by miley). I think that you should at least have done a bit of research on him before just dismissing him solely as "a weird producer named Dr. Luke."

- Was the "Boom, absolved" a reference to HIMYM?

- While I found this review to be incredibly amusing, I would've liked to see some actual reviewing of the album. I'm never one to pass up an opportunity to lambast the noise pollution that keeps coming out, but I would at least like to see some descriptive and insightful reviewing mixed in there.
For the third one, I suggest you go to a different site...

Just look up The Killers and you'll see what I mean, aka "THE Blake Solomon in Green Dunk Hi Tops"
08:56 AM on 01/04/10
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I die a little each time you compare her to GaGa.
I've read she rips off some chick called.... I can't remember now but I checked it out and she wasn't good either.
08:58 AM on 01/04/10
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I've read she rips off some chick called.... I can't remember now but I checked it out and she wasn't good either.
If you're trying to make a joke about GaGa, even if you don't like her music, at least she has talent. Which I don't think this girl does, at all, despite the fact that her music is catchy.
09:03 AM on 01/04/10
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If you're trying to make a joke about GaGa, even if you don't like her music, at least she has talent. Which I don't think this girl does, at all, despite the fact that her music is catchy.
No, honestly there's some chick who was doing a similar thing that I've read alot of Youtube comment about...I'll go look it up now

*returns* Uffie. That's the one. W/e they're both shit anyway. Gaga is good, though it runs fast and loose with the term "Lady"
09:06 AM on 01/04/10
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I've read she rips off some chick called.... I can't remember now but I checked it out and she wasn't good either.
I think you are referring to Uffie.
09:07 AM on 01/04/10
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For the third one, I suggest you go to a different site...

Just look up The Killers and you'll see what I mean, aka "THE Blake Solomon in Green Dunk Hi Tops"
WOW. I can't even believe that qualified as a review. Again, it was hilarious, but that's just downright unbelievable.

(My dislike for the killers did make me enjoy the idea of Blake blatantly going on about nothing rather than talking about the album.)
09:08 AM on 01/04/10
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No, honestly there's some chick who was doing a similar thing that I've read alot of Youtube comment about...I'll go look it up now

*returns* Uffie. That's the one. W/e they're both shit anyway. Gaga is good, though it runs fast and loose with the term "Lady"

This gave me a good laugh.
09:09 AM on 01/04/10
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As much hate as there is, I've had this album DLed for a few days now, and I really like it, with the exception of one or two tracks. Dinosaur being one of the fail ones. There are some ballads on the album, too. In no way does this come close to being Millionaires - the girl actually has talent!

If you're going to write a review, it would be nice to actually ... I don't know, 'review' the album?
agreed, i've been listening to it a lot haha.
09:11 AM on 01/04/10
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3 comments on this:

- "A weird producer named Dr. Luke"? Really? Dr. Luke's credits read like a who's who of pop music these days having worked with artists ranging from Weezer to Kelly Clarkson to Santana to Avril Lavigne. He has written some of the biggest pop hits of recent memory (most recently would be Party in The USA by miley). I think that you should at least have done a bit of research on him before just dismissing him solely as "a weird producer named Dr. Luke."

- Was the "Boom, absolved" a reference to HIMYM?

- While I found this review to be incredibly amusing, I would've liked to see some actual reviewing of the album. I'm never one to pass up an opportunity to lambast the noise pollution that keeps coming out, but I would at least like to see some descriptive and insightful reviewing mixed in there.
- doesn't mean he isn't weird. what kind of grown man writes songs like these?

- no
09:20 AM on 01/04/10
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No, honestly there's some chick who was doing a similar thing that I've read alot of Youtube comment about...I'll go look it up now

*returns* Uffie. That's the one. W/e they're both shit anyway. Gaga is good, though it runs fast and loose with the term "Lady"
Haha oh yeah, I agree. She definitely does sound a lot like Uffie.
09:22 AM on 01/04/10
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- doesn't mean he isn't weird. what kind of grown man writes songs like these?

- no
One that knows how to make alot of moolah.
09:29 AM on 01/04/10
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Blake delivers humor in the review, as always.
09:33 AM on 01/04/10
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I dont know man, that Tik Tok song is fucking annoying. maybe i'll give this crappy artists' cd a shot.
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