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10:01 AM on 01/04/10
sodamnclever
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Your little sister will get pregnant to Animal, then listen to it again on her way to the clinic, and then once more when she gets her stomach pumped after a night of champagne binge drinking.

10:04 AM on 01/04/10
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Kesha is the millionaires with some talent. she actually has catchy well produced melodic chorus, where the millionaires are just talking at you.
10:18 AM on 01/04/10
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Amazing review.
10:21 AM on 01/04/10
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Kesha is the millionaires with some talent. she actually has catchy well produced melodic chorus, where the millionaires are just talking at you.
Haha I wouldn't go that far. They're exactly the same to me.
10:21 AM on 01/04/10
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lol @ people who trash Millionaires but like this
10:35 AM on 01/04/10
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Dinosaurs ftw.
10:40 AM on 01/04/10
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but at least they match the lyrical content: “Dinosaur” is about old wrinkly wieners.




Oh dear god. Hilarious review blake!
10:41 AM on 01/04/10
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hahahaha wow
10:51 AM on 01/04/10
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I dont know why but I decided to go on myspace and listen to this CD and I couldn't take more than three songs. This sounds like the words any drunk slutty teenage girl would sing
10:51 AM on 01/04/10
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I honestly thought that "Tik Tok" was Millionaires the first time I heard it, and I hated it. I love it a little more every time I hear it, though..and since it's all over the radio, I actually really like it now haha. I'm intrigued, to say the least, to hear the album.

And wonderful, LOL-inducing review, as always, Blake.
both artists have the same exact accent.
10:56 AM on 01/04/10
And Hours Pass
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- doesn't mean he isn't weird. what kind of grown man writes songs like these?

- no

One that knows how to make alot of moolah.

The two "weird grown men" below are making more money than the three of us could make put together:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Luke
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Mar...uction_Credits

(I mention them both because they frequently work together.)

Doesn't seem that weird for them to be writing songs like those when they're drinking champagne on massive yachts laughing about how they ordered 20 more Bugatti Veyrons to play bumper cars with.
10:58 AM on 01/04/10
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Tik Tok is annoyingly catchy. That intro synth gets stuck in my head and I just can't get it out.

I will probably never listen to the rest of the album.
10:59 AM on 01/04/10
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The two "weird grown men" below are making more money than the three of us could make put together:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Luke
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Mar...uction_Credits

(I mention them both because they frequently work together.)

Doesn't seem that weird for them to be writing songs like those when they're drinking champagne on massive yachts laughing about how they ordered 20 more Bugatti Veyrons to play bumper cars with.
Making a lot of money doesn't make a grown man writing a song about wrinkly wieners (the validity of this statement is questionable) or teen pop stars feeling isolated in Hollywood any less weird.
11:05 AM on 01/04/10
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Making a lot of money doesn't make a grown man writing a song about wrinkly wieners (the validity of this statement is questionable) or teen pop stars feeling isolated in Hollywood any less weird.
Let me say most importantly that if you look at his writing credits you'll see he didn't pen that one.

Second to that - go look up the lyrics. It's about old guys hitting on young girls. It says nothing about "wrinkly weiners" at all. To say that's what the song is about is straight up ridiculous.
11:10 AM on 01/04/10
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