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07:43 AM on 01/11/10 
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krystofer
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is that a mirror in your pocket, or are you just gaining more weight?
07:52 AM on 01/11/10 
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saveferris
Fine, I tried
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Chapel Hill, NC
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You hand a girl a sugar packet at a resteraunt and tell her she dropped her nametag.
07:54 AM on 01/11/10 
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Charles777
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Pittsburgh, PA
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These are awesome.

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants"
07:55 AM on 01/11/10 
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kwsqd
love has torn us apart
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Reading, PA
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These are awesome.

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants"
if the mirror is in the pocket, how can you see the mirror?
07:58 AM on 01/11/10 
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tottivillarossi
these pretzels are makin me thirsty
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West Midlands, UK
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I refute such accusations. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
08:01 AM on 01/11/10 
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Charles777
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Pittsburgh, PA
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if the mirror is in the pocket, how can you see the mirror?
...I don't know.
08:04 AM on 01/11/10 
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kwsqd
love has torn us apart
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Reading, PA
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08:18 AM on 01/11/10 
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Charles777
Feeling groovy
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Pittsburgh, PA
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Hey, I didn't make it up. haha
08:20 AM on 01/11/10 
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overdrive91
set if off and let it burn
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Do the come here finger gesture. When she approaches say, "Look i made you come with one finger, imagine what the rest of me can do"
08:43 AM on 01/11/10 
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kwsqd
love has torn us apart
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Reading, PA
Male - 27 Years Old
Do the come here finger gesture. When she approaches say, "Look i made you come with one finger, imagine what the rest of me can do"
I heard this when I was 13, I don't think it'd work.
08:46 AM on 01/11/10 
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Viva Sonata
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Portland, Maine
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One of the less socially-adept kids in our group of friends once asked a girl, "Do you like salt?" He then got scared and ran off.
08:46 AM on 01/11/10 
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overdrive91
set if off and let it burn
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I heard this when I was 13, I don't think it'd work.

I don't think most pick up lines work.
08:49 AM on 01/11/10 
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And Hours Pass
Signed, Sealed, Delivered
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"Does this cloth smell of Rohypnol to you?"
I believe it's "does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

Rohypnol usually comes in pill form and is the date rape drug you drop in somebody's drink. It wouldn't be breathed in as fumes.
08:51 AM on 01/11/10 
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kwsqd
love has torn us apart
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Reading, PA
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I don't think most pick up lines work.
haha true, but sometimes they can start a conversation.
09:00 AM on 01/11/10 
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4N6 science
You look nice today.
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Dover, DE
Male - 27 Years Old
nice shoes, want to bang?



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