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09:13 AM on 01/11/10 
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TheReckoner
a chair in the night.
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Sparta, Tennessee
Male - 20 Years Old
I don't think most pick up lines work.
Unless you're Brad Pitt.
09:16 AM on 01/11/10 
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tottivillarossi
these pretzels are makin me thirsty
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I believe it's "does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

Rohypnol usually comes in pill form and is the date rape drug you drop in somebody's drink. It wouldn't be breathed in as fumes.
Dude I didn't mean to patronise your pulling techniques. Sorry for my ignorance man.
09:17 AM on 01/11/10 
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kbi the crowing
dr( )ning the days away
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You hand a girl a sugar packet at a resteraunt and tell her she dropped her nametag.

Do the come here finger gesture. When she approaches say, "Look i made you come with one finger, imagine what the rest of me can do"

never heard these, I like 'em
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I believe it's "does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

Rohypnol usually comes in pill form and is the date rape drug you drop in somebody's drink. It wouldn't be breathed in as fumes.

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09:20 AM on 01/11/10 
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And Hours Pass
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Dude I didn't mean to patronise your pulling techniques. Sorry for my ignorance man.
Just thought I'd clarify for you.

P.S. people in the states don't understand the phrase "pulling." I lived in AU for a year so I get it, but just a heads up.
09:24 AM on 01/11/10 
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heyguys123
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by no means the greatest, but a funny one that stuck with me. i was out for dinner for some girl's birthday with a bunch of people. we're getting ready to leave and the girl is texting someone. this awkward looking little asian dude walks up to her and goes "i think somethings wrong with your phone. i'm not getting your texts"
09:31 AM on 01/11/10 
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songydarko
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You hand a girl a sugar packet at a resteraunt and tell her she dropped her nametag.
That's actually kind of cute.
09:38 AM on 01/11/10 
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Vanedarlingg
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You hand a girl a sugar packet at a resteraunt and tell her she dropped her nametag.
haha I like this one
09:42 AM on 01/11/10 
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gr33ndayfr3ak
www.nickferran.com
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Grand Rapids, MI
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Would you like to come to the pants party?
09:44 AM on 01/11/10 
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kevinjordan
This Wild Life - Kevin
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You hand a girl a sugar packet at a resteraunt and tell her she dropped her nametag.

Now THAT seems classy.

There's always, would you like some fries with that shake? Usually followed up by a "bay-buh"...
09:58 AM on 01/11/10 
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pound121
the man who made the world a desert
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Pittsburgh
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do you work at subway? cause you just gave me a footlong
i will treat you like a snow storm, you will get 5 to 8 inches and you won't be able to leave your house for a week.
if i flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head.


you walk up to a girl and say "hey how much does a polar bear weigh?" and she will reply "i don't know" and you then you say "enough to break the ice nice to meet you."
10:04 AM on 01/11/10 
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overdrive91
set if off and let it burn
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Unless you're Brad Pitt.

Brad Pitt is the clit commander.
10:44 AM on 01/11/10 
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a nocturnal day
this ain't a game
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Surprise, AZ
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"We going to fuck or what?"

2/4-That's not a rating either..........
10:47 AM on 01/11/10 
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overdrive91
set if off and let it burn
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London
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so I have a penis...and you have a vagina.
10:49 AM on 01/11/10 
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Shatter_Glass
Take Apart Your Head
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Winston-Salem,...
Male - 28 Years Old
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Excuse me, Ms, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
If you cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Is your dad a thief? Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Hi, my name is . That's so you'll know what to scream.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
Pull my finger.
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
The first time is always the hardest.
Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
You know what would look good on you? Me
Do you wash your pants in Windex? I can see myself in them.
Nice legs, when do they open?
That shirt looks rather becoming on you. If I were on you I'd be cumming, too.
I got F, C, and K. Now all I need is U.
Have you ever been raped? Would you like to change that?
You must be laundry cos I really gotta do you.
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
Are you a chicken farmer 'cause you're sure raising my cock.

So you personally heard all of these? wow, some top-shop blokes.
i'll bet the "Pull My Finger" worked like a charm then....
10:51 AM on 01/11/10 
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Shatter_Glass
Take Apart Your Head
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If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

I've actually used that, it's NEVER as an opener though...which most guys fail to realize how cheesy and lame one of the above lines are to a girl you doesn't even know you. but if you know that the girl gets your humor, and you use the line right. Fireworks my friends, fireworks.



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