Take Apart Your Head
Male - 29 Years Old
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Excuse me, Ms, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
If you cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Is your dad a thief? Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Hi, my name is . That's so you'll know what to scream.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
Pull my finger.
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
The first time is always the hardest.
Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
You know what would look good on you? Me
Do you wash your pants in Windex? I can see myself in them.
Nice legs, when do they open?
That shirt looks rather becoming on you. If I were on you I'd be cumming, too.
I got F, C, and K. Now all I need is U.
Have you ever been raped? Would you like to change that?
You must be laundry cos I really gotta do you.
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
Are you a chicken farmer 'cause you're sure raising my cock.
So you personally
heard all of these? wow, some top-shop blokes.
i'll bet the "Pull My Finger" worked like a charm then....