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Captain, We're Sinking - It's a Trap! Album Cover
Author's Rating
Vocals 8.75
Musicianship 8.75
Lyrics 9
Production 8.5
Creativity 8.5
Lasting Value 9.25
Reviewer Tilt 9
Final Verdict: 88%
Member Ratings
Vocals 10
Musicianship 10
Lyrics 10
Production 10
Creativity 10
Lasting Value 10
Reviewer Tilt 10
Average: 100%

Captain, We're Sinking - It's a Trap!

Reviewed by: ikikwe (02/22/10)
Captain, We're Sinking - It's A Trap!
Record Label - Self Released
Release Date - January 29th, 2010

The reason I originally downloaded Captain, We're Sinking's latest EP was solely for the title. It immediately brings to mind the fabled Admiral Ackbar* whose fevered warning of impending peril was immortalized when he screamed "It's a trap!" This phrase is only second in my my mind to his calculated victory cry "Die dickheads!" So, I can assume it is in my best interest to thank Ackbar, lest I end up on the receiving end of the dickhead comment, because let's face it, It's a Trap! is fucking awesome.

The EP begins with the titular song, an exercise in pure intensity and raw emotion. I was immediately floored when the words "Well if you knew what I was thinking, you'd all abandon me" rang through out my speakers. The vocals are gritty and relentless, and they work so well. "Crushed By Milwaukee's Best" continues in a similar fashion; energetic, unforgiving pop-punk. The duel vocals of Bob Barret and Leo Vergnetti add extra depth to the songs and Zack Charret and Mike May round it out with a tight rhythm section.

It's a Trap! closes with "Gunner Merring Will Have His Revenge," a slower song, but arguably the rawest. The emotion is palpable, from the gruff harmonies to the dark lyrics. The EP finishes as strong as it started, and it stays consistent throughout. It would be ridiculous if you didn't go download it right now. No seriously, it's free. Do it.

* If you don't know who Admiral Ackbar is, go watch episodes IV, V, and VI of the Star Wars saga immediately you sad, deprived bastard. Well, after you listen to It's a Trap!, that is.

Recommended If You LikeOff With Their Heads, Goddamnit-Era Alkaline Trio, The Menzingers, Banner Pilot, Dillinger Four
 
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01:31 PM on 03/14/10
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owiseone35
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Sounds good man got me interested.
Unrelated note: you know the menzingers got a new album coming out April 13
04:00 PM on 03/15/10
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I did not know that but I will definitely be checking it out. A Lesson In The Abuse... is a really solid album.
03:51 PM on 04/07/10
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It's a Trap! is such a good fucking song.
01:50 PM on 04/21/10
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It's getting fucking dark.
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Great band, great ep
08:45 PM on 09/23/10
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