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02:03 AM on 08/31/06 
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Love As Arson
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Male - 29 Years Old
"No, baby, I can come without ejaculating."

Women believe this, people.
02:16 AM on 08/31/06 
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Joe DeAndrea
Radiosurgery
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I'll just stick with my "I can't be the father of that baby! Remember? I have a free pass!" line.
02:23 AM on 08/31/06 
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Domenic182
probably been here longer than you
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ucla
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"No, baby, I can come without ejaculating."

Women believe this, people.
You have a pretty sweet name. Change the spelling around and you could be a star.
02:30 AM on 08/31/06 
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Signals Corrupted
My name on her leg
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hahahahahahahhaa
02:36 AM on 08/31/06 
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Love As Arson
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Vince, I've no doubt you've used an excuse of this sort.
03:05 AM on 08/31/06 
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ghostyouare
/flex
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http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.ph...0DF9B75C421FF9
03:06 AM on 08/31/06 
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maledixtion
<3 Linda Ferreira
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Eight feet...
Male - 28 Years Old
Are these Cali girls or Rochester girls?
11:07 AM on 08/31/06 
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Love As Arson
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Are these Cali girls or Rochester girls?
Neither. California girls.
11:08 AM on 08/31/06 
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newfoundnorcal
giving it a little bit more
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hahahahaha, what?!
11:08 AM on 08/31/06 
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lightcollapse
on the edge of summer
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LA
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wow, apparently you pwn women on a more than regular basis.
11:09 AM on 08/31/06 
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Broken Parachute
arte et labore
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haahhaha wow
11:15 AM on 08/31/06 
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Love As Arson
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Male - 29 Years Old
wow, apparently you pwn women on a more than regular basis.
There are some days that I fear karma will come around, and I will be punished for this, then I remember that I was raised Catholic and all I need do is confess to be absolved.
11:20 AM on 08/31/06 
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DroppedUrPocket
boom
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hahahahaha
11:35 AM on 08/31/06 
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elemenohpe
Two pumps and a swirl.
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There are some days that I fear karma will come around, and I will be punished for this, then I remember that I was raised Catholic and all I need do is confess to be absolved.

ain't religion grand?
11:45 AM on 08/31/06 
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Love As Arson
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ain't religion grand?
It alleviates all my guilt.



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