Because I'm here to enlighten you, and to teach you something about reality. Fact: Rap is noise pollution. And what's worse...it takes no talent whatsoever, so any clown off the street can do it. This is quite problematic, as it yields an explosion of garbage that eventually makes it to my ears one way or another despite my best efforts to prevent it. Thus, it concerns me. Wake up. A shitty simplistic electronically synthesized beat, and someone speaking in rhythm over it does not constitute art, or music. It's simply an abomination, and a perversion of culture.