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12 Year Old Girls are Jumping for Joy Everywhere

Posted by: Melissa Johnson (09/25/06)
Anyone remember when Aaron Carter got engaged last week? Yeah, well now he's not.
          
 
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01:24 PM on 09/25/06
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what!?? dammit i went out and bought his cds just because i thought he was going to have a family to take care of

...bastard
01:26 PM on 09/25/06
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yeah..he's gay.
01:27 PM on 09/25/06
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what!?? dammit i went out and bought his cds just because i thought he was going to have a family to take care of

...bastard

freaking priceless
01:28 PM on 09/25/06
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"blah blah blah this isn't news, you're dumb for posting it Blah"
There. Now that we got THAT out of the way, here's MY response:
:stfu:
It's called follow-up journalism.
01:29 PM on 09/25/06
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He likes the peen.

Also, another site said that the girl dated his OLDER BROTHER before he started dating her..Why the FUCK would you want something your brother dipped and jizzed into?!
01:30 PM on 09/25/06
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people say I look like that guy. I dont see it, at all.
01:31 PM on 09/25/06
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people say I look like that guy. I dont see it, at all.
It's the hair and face shape. Dye your hair now before anyone else mistakens you for him.
01:32 PM on 09/25/06
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It's the hair and face shape. Dye your hair now before anyone else mistakens you for him.

no way, he should dye his hair.
01:34 PM on 09/25/06
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hahahahaa
01:35 PM on 09/25/06
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people say I look like that guy. I dont see it, at all.
yeah, i can kind of see it.
01:37 PM on 09/25/06
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people say I look like that guy. I dont see it, at all.
then you're blind.
01:37 PM on 09/25/06
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When I was at the movies they showed a commercial for a reality show coming w/ him, his brother, and their three sisters. It's like, there is no talent in that family, why would I want to watch them?
01:37 PM on 09/25/06
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"blah blah blah this isn't news, you're dumb for posting it Blah"
There. Now that we got THAT out of the way, here's MY response:
:stfu:
It's called follow-up journalism.
darn it, I was gonna say all that stuff

spoil all my fun you Journalist you
01:38 PM on 09/25/06
kissible&quiet
ba da ding ding ding ding woahhh.
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people say I look like that guy. I dont see it, at all.
i kinda see it.
but you look older.
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