AbsolutePunk.net
   Username
Password
Random News
Hint: Have a news tip? Submit us news.
Random
Inside AP.net

Does Ozzy Hold The Cure To Immortality?

Posted by: Blake Solomon (06/11/10)
Ozzy Osbourne, a self-proclaimed "medical miracle," has decided to donate his body to science.

Submitted by EvilZeppelin
    
 
Displaying posts 1 - 15 of 45.
07:37 AM on 06/11/10
#2
HeavenResign
Registered Member
Offline
User Info.
HeavenResign's Avatar
Ahahaha, you would Ozzy, you would.

Also, kudos to the title, Blake!
07:39 AM on 06/11/10
#3
RbM
Registered User
Offline
User Info.
RbM's Avatar
haha im amazed as well, during the osbournes show he would walk around hammered like a zombie going absolutely no where. He's my hero.
07:40 AM on 06/11/10
#4
AMackChuck
I am...Bakerguy
Offline
User Info.
AMackChuck's Avatar
I'm donating my body to good will.
07:43 AM on 06/11/10
#5
Jaimehere
Support local music!
Offline
User Info.
Jaimehere's Avatar
07:49 AM on 06/11/10
#6
lovesara
mhmm...
Offline
User Info.
lovesara's Avatar
lol
07:53 AM on 06/11/10
#7
remedyeli
Registered Member
Offline
User Info.
remedyeli's Avatar
haha holy shit 42 types of prescription drugs? Imagine having to fill out those forms at the doctors office
07:53 AM on 06/11/10
#8
Spartan789013
I should be proper for a change
Offline
User Info.
Spartan789013's Avatar
Well THANK GOD he is diagnosing himself now. I'm just curious what they would do with his body because, from what I read, his liver is a champion.
07:55 AM on 06/11/10
#9
tonighttonight0
Rode the El Niņo
Offline
User Info.
tonighttonight0's Avatar
Keith Richards holds to cure to immortality. He is the one you seek.
08:01 AM on 06/11/10
fightinirish217
Your love will be safe with me
Offline
User Info.
fightinirish217's Avatar
Haha what a legend. 42 different drugs and chain smoking cigars, NBD.
08:14 AM on 06/11/10
thesollopsist
Up all night, and down all day
Offline
User Info.
thesollopsist's Avatar
His mind is so destroyed
08:36 AM on 06/11/10
Jamos4184
www.facebook.com/attalusmusic
Offline
User Info.
Jamos4184's Avatar
Keith Richards holds to cure to immortality. He is the one you seek.
Dick Clark FTW
08:39 AM on 06/11/10
LivingTheLyrics
What you feel will rarely rhyme.
Offline
User Info.
LivingTheLyrics's Avatar
I was not aware that immortality was obtainable and needed a cure.
08:40 AM on 06/11/10
Sloth7
Kitton Mittons
Offline
User Info.
Sloth7's Avatar
They'll probably still find that line of ants he snorted inside him.
08:43 AM on 06/11/10
drawndead
Bllllratttt
Offline
User Info.
drawndead's Avatar
lol
Options
Related News Stories

NEWS, MUSIC & MORE
Search News
Release Dates
Exclusives
Best New Music
Submit News
CONNECT
Forums
Contests
RSS
Mobile Version
Banners, Flyers, Widgets
HIDDEN TREASURES
Free Music
Video News
Sports Forum
AP.net Related News
Recommendations
INFORMATION
FAQ
Contact Us
Copyright Policy
Terms of Service
Privacy Policy
FOLLOW
Twitter | Facebook
PropertyOfZack
PunkNews.org
UnderTheGun
Chorus.fm