[Flags of Dawn]

-John Stocco was the original poster boy for Arm & Hammer, but his laser, rocket arm was deemed too massive to be placed on individual boxes of baking soda.

-There are no broken fingers, only hands not worthy enough to catch passes thrown by John Stocco.

-John Stocco wears the #7 jersey because on the 7th day, God didn't actually rest...He created John Stocco.

-John Stocco could win an ass kicking contest using only one leg.

-Defense: If you can see John Stocco, then John Stocco can see you. If you can't see John Stocco, then he has just scrambled 50 yards past you into the endzone, where you will find him having sex with one of your school's cheerleaders in celebration.

[Drew Beringer]

hahahaha oh man hahahahah

[sweethypocrisy]

those shouldnt be funny.

but i laughed. the last one was amazing.

[preppyak]

Originally Posted by Flags of Dawn

-Defense: If you can see John Stocco, then John Stocco can see you. If you can't see John Stocco, then he has just scrambled 50 yards past you into the endzone, where you will find him having sex with one of your school's cheerleaders in celebration.

Quote:

-John Stocco wears the #7 jersey because on the 7th day, God didn't actually rest...He created John Stocco.

haha, these two are definitely the best, especially the top one

[preppyak]

On his way back from banging the cheerleader, even the random guys on the Iowa sideline are cheering for him

[Drew Beringer]

I love Wisconsin

[thejetstolehome]

moments later, stocco broke the grasp of his teammates and brought glory into the life of some lucky cheerleader.

[Drew Beringer]

Originally Posted by thejetstolehome

moments later, stocco broke the grasp of his teammates and brought glory into the life of some lucky cheerleader.

No. 8 is helping him pick a good one out.

[Flags of Dawn]

this thread is hilarious.

[thejetstolehome]

Originally Posted by Drew Beringer

No. 8 is helping him pick a good one out.

yea he is. and the look on stocco's face is one showing that he wants all of them. however, number 8 knows that too much poon might dilute the legened that is john stocco.

[Drew Beringer]

"Motherfuckers get off me! I need to go fuck Michigan's cheerleaders!"

[thejetstolehome]

"don't fuck this up, calhoun. i could run this in myself and get some sweet pussy afterwards but i'm just spreading the wealth. don't make me look bad."

[livethesounds]

hahaha great thread.

[Flags of Dawn]

"alright guys, when you throw a touchdown with this hand, you're going to immediately smack the ass of the cheerleader with this one"

[thejetstolehome]

Originally Posted by Flags of Dawn

"alright guys, when you throw a touchdown with this hand, you're going to immediately smack the ass of the cheerleader with this one"

hahahahaha winner.