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11:52 PM on 01/03/07 
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whatitishoe
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bo ryan>dick bennet
06:09 PM on 02/20/07 
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preppyak
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bump for hilarity
06:14 PM on 02/20/07 
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thejetstolehome
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best thread ever.
06:15 PM on 02/20/07 
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Flags of Dawn
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John Stocco was the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll, but instead of using a gun, he threw the bullets with his laser, rocket arm.
06:18 PM on 02/20/07 
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John Stocco was the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll, but instead of using a gun, he threw the bullets with his laser, rocket arm.
hahaha...points to the first person to put a Stocco picture with a mustache up
06:32 PM on 02/20/07 
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Flags of Dawn
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12:57 AM on 02/21/07 
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preppyak
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hahaha...if I have time...I will photo shop some Stocco hilarity tomorrow
02:10 PM on 02/21/07 
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can someone clue me in on th ebangin cheerleaders jokes
02:28 PM on 02/21/07 
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thejetstolehome
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John Stocco will fuck your team's cheerleaders when he plays them. it's not a joke, it actually happens.
02:29 PM on 02/21/07 
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this thread was funny as shit but i need the background info
07:03 PM on 02/25/07 
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thejetstolehome
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John Stocco doesn't own a remote. He has a 140 sq foot TV with really small buttons that he throws footballs at from across campus when he needs to change the channel.
07:04 PM on 02/25/07 
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Drew Beringer
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The Badgers basketball team needed Stocco today.
07:06 PM on 02/25/07 
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thejetstolehome
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The Badgers basketball team needed Stocco today.

John Stocco's dick could beat Greg Oden in a game of one-on-one.
12:15 PM on 02/28/07 
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hai guyz!
12:28 PM on 02/28/07 
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hahahahahaha great avatar.



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