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03:14 PM on 09/28/10
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Makes me wonder why I haven't already offed myself. Is a world where shit like this exists really worth living in? These are the types of questions Asking Alexandria brings to mind.

Mindless, numbing shit scene band covering a shit pop/rap song, adding some breakdowns, making it as void of any substance as possible, and trying to pass it off as music. Super original idea to top it all off.
03:15 PM on 09/28/10
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This is bad. But then again, Akon sucks balls.
Even Akon is better than Asking Alexandria. At least Akon knows deep down that he's just a peformer/entertainer and not a musician.
09:27 PM on 09/28/10
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I still listen to it. New cd might not be quite as generic i'm thinking they'll mature more like most younger bands do.



Uhh sounds like a serious personal issue more so than a fact.
I mean the track is nothing special and that's obvious to anyone who gives it thought and isn't biased with hate or love, but if you really think that a genre of music (yes it is music) has that much of a negative impact on life then maybe you should just go ahead..
It's not a personal issue, but sick assumption bro. The only information I have on this band is their music and maybe one or two press photos. I'd hardly say that's a personal issue with them. And are you completely oblivious any and all types of hyperbole? I'm obviously not impacted by this band's shittiness enough to literally wish death upon myself because of it. In regards to them being music... If I recorded audio of myself taking a piss and looped it for 60-70 minutes, would you consider that to be music? Not a rhetorical question I'm genuinely wondering. Because if the bar is really set that low for you, then yes, they absolutely are music. But if you wouldn't consider that to be musical, then explain to me the difference between that and Asking Alexandria.
09:28 PM on 09/28/10
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then go off yourself so no one has to read your annoying bullshit, douche bag
Your fake account is fake.
09:51 PM on 09/28/10
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This, and a lot of your posts make me happy.

I'm floored by the sea of idiocy on this website.
Thank you, as am I. I'm glad at least someone agrees with me. Kudos to your handle as well, one one of my all time favorite albums.
01:03 AM on 09/29/10
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I shouldn't even have to answer such bizarre comparisons; it's automatically rhetorical bro. I wouldn't say my standards are that low considering I listen to music that people such as yourself would consider "real" and not a '30 minute sample of farts', but i'm also not quite as selective as you are. You're no less fucking biased and stubborn than I am an idiot..

Neither one of us would have more merit than the other to use that kind of argument against a band like Pierce The Veil (formulaic or not) much less a band like The Bled or The Chariot...I may like those bands, (in fact I do) but my friend could think it's total chaotic shit-noise or sounds like someone taking a huge dump over confusing guitars. Where exactly do we draw the line of good and bad in your reality, hmm? That is, if subjection doesn't exist in music. Teach me bro.
The difference is that bands like The Bled and The Chariot make an attempt to create passionate, meaningful art that will stand the test of time - that isn't based on an image, isn't formulaic, and isn't the same thing done for the one thousandth try. Bands like Woe Is Me and Pierce the Veil are bands that haven't worked for any of their success, that found a formula almost guaranteed to win them a fanbase amongst a young, impressionable, ignorant demographic that cares more about music as status than the music itself. Those types of bands put their image and merch sales before their actual music, and their music suffers because of it. Those bands suck because they're lazy, effortless, and lack the passion and drive to create something original. The analogy I was making is that it's just as easy to record an album of fart noises as it is to record an album of uninspired, mediocre, generic breakdown-riddled metalcore (in Woe Is Me's case) or trite, overdone, extremely pussified male whining with cliche lyrics and stage antics (Pierce the Veil's case).
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