How about you do what every other normal band does either sign to a label or get a job. I love how they posted incentives for donating $800 and more. You guys are from Long Island, why not just have mommy and daddy pay for it?
I'm glad you think that just because someone is from Long Island, they're automatically rich and "mommy and daddy" can pay for things. Gabriel the Marine and other bands from Long Island work just hard as any band out there. If not we work harder, because there are people like you who make shitty assumptions. Another thing you should consider is not every band wants to be signed to a label. These guys have opened for some crazy bands and have played awesome shows without being signed, they can do plenty without being signed. They're independent and doing what they love, don't shit on their parade. All they did was ask for help, if you don't want to help them then that's cool, you do what you want. There are a million other bands out there who asks for donations, or ask to show some kind of support. Also, they don't need to get a cheaper producer because Jim Wirt has a good name and has done awesome bands. Saying that they got their album done by him can increase their popularity and make things better and easier for them. It can only do them good. Don't knock someone down when they're doing what they love.