Angel tree? How bout give money to kids who will be celebrating christmas without their father for the first time because of Death not being a convict? No?
Maybe because an innocent child has about as much control over their parent being incarcerated as they do their parent dying? None at all in case you're not catching the sarcasm. How 'bout not being such a cynical douchebag?
EDIT: Forgot to mention what an awesome line-up this is. Nice to see the New York/Long Island scene popping off again. The Republic of Wolves' new album is getting tons of play from me since it dropped.