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08:14 AM on 12/09/10 
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RockTheWalls
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Toronto, Ontario
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Hey everyone,

I live with 4 girls in my house and they have kicked off "a prank war" by putting a condom on my bedroom door (not really that bad). I wanna get them back with some real awesome pranks. I am moving out in 2weeks time, so I figured I can pull off some pretty funny pranks. These girls are like sisters, so there is some stuff that can probably slide further then others.

Some have suggested Saran Wrap on the toilet seat or putting something in their shampoo which sound cool, but I figure some people would have some pretty funny suggestions on here.

Thanks!
08:39 AM on 12/09/10 
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tottivillarossi
these pretzels are makin me thirsty
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Rohypnol in their alcohol. Always hilarious.
08:59 AM on 12/09/10 
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jm105483
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get 7 guy friends to ejaculate on their belongings
09:00 AM on 12/09/10 
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Rohypnol in their alcohol. Always hilarious.
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09:00 AM on 12/09/10 
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Smash Adams
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impregnate them all
09:02 AM on 12/09/10 
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tottivillarossi
these pretzels are makin me thirsty
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In one sitting? Not everyone has your stamina, Smash.
09:03 AM on 12/09/10 
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Pickles.

Everywhere.
09:08 AM on 12/09/10 
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coma
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Take a shit on a plate and then put it under one of their beds. Tie a note to the shit that says, "You fucking stink." Attach a rube goldberg mechanism to the bottom of the plate so when she uncovers it, she becomes covered in a bucket of piss and shit. Then call her a toilet and take a piss on her.
09:16 AM on 12/09/10 
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Masturbate in all their faces while they are sleeping.
09:25 AM on 12/09/10 
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JoeLovesMO
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I would post the picture of the turd on the passed out girls head but people would probably hate me.
09:26 AM on 12/09/10 
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Saran wrapping the toilet seat is a great one.

Here are some more:
- use a screwdriver and remove all the electrical socket covers and inside each one put a raw shrimp, then reattach the cover -- in about 2 weeks the entire place will smell fucking terrible and they'll have absolutely no idea what to do or what's causing it

- move all of their clothes to each other's rooms

- take a dump in the bathtub/shower and leave it there

- trim your pubes and leave them in a container in the refrigerator

- download porn on their computers and hide it in folders that are generally accessible but they don't use, bestiality works the best

- set all their home pages to lemonparty.org

That's all I've got for right now
09:27 AM on 12/09/10 
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ReadyForAction
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Dear Penthouse.....

Seriously though, while theyre out of the house wrap every individual object in their room in aluminum foil. Books, pencils, cd cases, computer, monitor, bed, the works
09:43 AM on 12/09/10 
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EasySkankin
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Peanut butter in their shoes
09:46 AM on 12/09/10 
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quesosauce
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change the names on some of thier contacts on their cell phones, so like they think they are texting someone when they are texting someone else
09:47 AM on 12/09/10 
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Wait...a male living with four women? Lucky bastard. But I've always been partial to Saran wrapping cars. Layer the Saran Wrap with shaving cream, or honey, or something like that. If you want to be a real dick, do it when their car is in a parking lot, like when they're in class or at work.



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