Actually eating paint chips is not bad for you unless you live in a house built before 1978 when they were still using lead paint.
But then, who the hell lives in a house built before 1978!!
I mean...unless you are from a total shithole like New Jersey or something.
You however clearly ate a lot of SOMETHING as a kid. Dude here's a hint...when you have "man boobs" it's time to go on a diet.