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08:48 PM on 01/31/07
konstantine94
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Wow, you are a birght one, eh? Do you know how hard it is to become a US citizen or how long it takes, probably not.

It's a difficult process for sure. I was born overseas to an American citizen and I am going through so much crap right now to become a citizen. I've been a legal resident since we moved here when I was eight months old. It's ridiculous. I finally was approved to apply for citizenship and now I get to take a test and shell out a lot of money. Sigh.
02:36 AM on 02/01/07
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bloody hell. thats a first.
03:10 AM on 02/01/07
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To be fair, your country is shit.

JOKES.

Ours is worse.
06:18 AM on 02/01/07
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to everyone saying he should just 'become a citizen'..

getting citizenship in the US is about the hardest and most expensive thing you can try to convince the government to let you do. it takes literally years and thousands of dollars. it is far easier and cheaper to do it the black market way.

also, not everyone who comes to the US even wants to be come a citizen (note: not being a citizen does not make one an 'illegal', no matter what Fox says). a lot of people want to keep their citizenship in their old country and use other means such as visas to stay in the US, which is perfectly reasonable.
06:35 AM on 02/01/07
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you lost all credibility of being serious by mentioning Drive Thru, HI 5

Inside joke. But that being said...

I'm quite serious. I included Drive Thru in the post as a joke, but you have to admit they are pretty bad.

But I meant all of it. Just the rest more than that part of it.
07:05 AM on 02/01/07
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Inside joke. But that being said...

I'm quite serious. I included Drive Thru in the post as a joke, but you have to admit they are pretty bad.

But I meant all of it. Just the rest more than that part of it.

Did you eat paint chips as a kid?
08:12 AM on 02/01/07
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Did you eat paint chips as a kid?


Actually eating paint chips is not bad for you unless you live in a house built before 1978 when they were still using lead paint.

But then, who the hell lives in a house built before 1978!!

I mean...unless you are from a total shithole like New Jersey or something.

You however clearly ate a lot of SOMETHING as a kid. Dude here's a hint...when you have "man boobs" it's time to go on a diet.
09:52 AM on 02/01/07
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Quote:

You however clearly ate a lot of SOMETHING as a kid. Dude here's a hint...when you have "man boobs" it's time to go on a diet.

Dude here's a hint... when your 31 its time to grow up and stop making fun of people like your in junior high.
10:48 AM on 02/01/07
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Dude here's a hint... when your 31 its time to grow up and stop making fun of people like your in junior high.


dude, here's a hint...who the hell puts their real age on a message board!! jesus christ, are you really that stupid or are you just trying to make yourself an easier target for me.
02:53 PM on 02/01/07
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he can marry my sister if he wants.

that's really sweet of you.
04:13 PM on 02/01/07
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Actually eating paint chips is not bad for you unless you live in a house built before 1978 when they were still using lead paint.

But then, who the hell lives in a house built before 1978!!

I mean...unless you are from a total shithole like New Jersey or something.

You however clearly ate a lot of SOMETHING as a kid. Dude here's a hint...when you have "man boobs" it's time to go on a diet.

Good one you really got me. I live in jersey, I must be awful

Also thanks for noticing my man teats. They are my pride and joy.
04:49 PM on 02/01/07
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Good one you really got me. I live in jersey, I must be awful

Also thanks for noticing my man teats. They are my pride and joy.

yes, you are.

and you are welcome.
08:33 PM on 02/01/07
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wow, love the maturity here, guys. my friend effectively gets deported (not actually deported since he had already left the country to visit family), and you guys wanna bitch about stupid crap.
08:21 AM on 02/02/07
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wow, love the maturity here, guys. my friend effectively gets deported (not actually deported since he had already left the country to visit family), and you guys wanna bitch about stupid crap.

hey, I was one of the first to step up and say this is bullshit. Before the redneck jumped on me for treading on his beloved country.

That being said, you need to chill out a little bit. I mean, did our argument really make you feel that much worse? dry your crying eyes.
10:44 AM on 02/02/07
oh..shit..fuck.
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he can marry my sister if he wants.
hahahaha
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