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05:32 PM on 01/02/11
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Hate.
06:13 PM on 01/02/11
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If you split the word "analog" right down the middle, you get the phrase "anal log".

Coincidence?
06:22 PM on 01/02/11
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whats your issue with Dan?
Aside from this song (and the Dogs EP), I haven't one.
10:15 PM on 01/02/11
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No you don't you retard. Who taught you how to read, or count for that matter.
Yes you do, actually. If you split it right down the middle, you'd be splitting the "l" into two pieces, leaving part of the "l" for "ana" and the other part for "og". Think outside the box, you simple-minded cretin.
10:20 PM on 01/02/11
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I don't think you know what the definition of middle is.
Fine, I'll give you that: it'd be a bit off centre. Roughly down the middle. HAPPY NOW, YOU NIT-PICKY CUNTFACE?!
10:25 PM on 01/02/11
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Haha oh dear. Down the middle ...

A N A + half an L
O G + half an L

I think your logic is stretched!
I never said "ana" and "og" would be getting equal pieces of the "l".
10:42 PM on 01/02/11
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So we are agreed then. You are wrong and your comment was neither funny nor intelligent.

Beyond that, you tried to make yourself seem smarter than you actually are by calling me a simple-minded cretin.

Also, if the "box" is common sense and an understanding of simple principles, I'd rather think inside it.
My comment was actual mildly amusing regardless of its inexactitude. It's okay that you misjudged, though. It is human to err after all ("Accomplice (I Found a Purpose, All of a Sudden)" would be a perfect example of human erring). Furthermore, me calling you simple-minded wasn't an attempt to save face. I was being facetious, actually. It's unfair that you use your inability to pick up on jests against me.

Also, the "box" is used to refer to a very straightforward way of thinking. So, not only do you have trouble picking up on humour, but you're also not familiar with what the "box" is meant to represent in the world-renowned phrase "think outside the box". I almost pity you.
10:55 PM on 01/02/11
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I have zero issues picking up sarcastic humor. I picked it up just fine. It's just not funny.

You obviously missed my sarcasm as you just tried to explain to me what the phrase "thinking outside the box" means.

I do agree with you on one point and that is that this song is terrible. Either way, I'm done with this.

Oh but you do. Severe ones.

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