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08:20 PM on 04/05/11
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I feel like I was reading a 16-year-old girl's blog on life while she was buzzed on wine coolers.
08:18 AM on 04/06/11
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I like the Eli reference. She's cooler than Rosie O'Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower.

Best comment ever.

According to AP.net, the following women are sluts for being on magazines:
Olivia Wilde
Lea Michele
Mila Kunis
Jessica Alba
Shakira
Heidi Klum
Carrie Underwood (also not a Christian anymore)
Anna Farris
Kristen Bell
Marissa Miller
Blake Lively
Scarlett Johannson
Rihanna
Katherine Heigl
Hilary Duff
Beyonce
Jessica Beil
Eva Mendes
Rachel Bilson
Keira Knightley
Gwen Stefani
Mandy Moore

ALL SLUTS! HOW DARE THEY!!!!

Agreed. And honestly, who gets mad over boobs? Seriously. I just wish more would be proud of theirs and show them off. Get rid of the stigma, get rid of the mystery, go full-on Rihanna mode.

ONE SIN! YOU CAN'T BE A CHRISTIAN ANYMORE!!! EVERY ONE BOW DOWN TO THIS DUDE, HE'S PERFECT!!!

x

Excellent!

shut up and do playboy already

There's a difference between saying Hayley made an overly-long, overexplained blog and just misogynistic crap like this. You might not like her or her band, but show some respect.
08:22 AM on 04/06/11
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She is hot.

Paramore is awesome.

I'll probably pick this up on the way home from Taking Back Sunday tonight.
Cool man. Keep us updated as this story progresses.

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