"Daphne have all the song writing ability and stirring musicianship down pat; proving undeserving of asshole Fall Out Boy comparisons
amongst other snide review tools to degrade these guys to the level of some band riding the waves of Something Corporate and Copeland’s success."
Did you actually read the review you linked to? It actually encourages the reader to disavow any comparison to bands like Fall Out Boy and is far from "asshole"ish. There's no snide attitude or degradation; it actually gives a more positive review of the album then you do.
Here are some quotes from that review:
"Daphne Loves Derby is, far and away, miles ahead better and more intelligent than the bands they vaguely resemble"
"Essentially by the time you’re about three tracks in and thoroughly enjoying “Iron In The Backseat,” you realize that the Fall Out Boy comparisons were a bit foolish, now"