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Posted by: Paul Tao (04/13/11)
Nirvana fans are apparently most likely to put out on the first date.
  
 
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09:38 AM on 04/13/11
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Saw that yesterday and it really made me laugh. Especially the Coldplay fans.
09:38 AM on 04/13/11
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I need to find me an attractive girl thats a fan of Nirvana now I guess.
09:43 AM on 04/13/11
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Maybe the dumbest thing I've read in a while
09:43 AM on 04/13/11
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First news title on here that made me laugh out loud.
09:43 AM on 04/13/11
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and the award for the stupidest thing i have read today goes to..
09:45 AM on 04/13/11
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she sucked and sucked and sucked.
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wow. this is surprisingly accurate
09:45 AM on 04/13/11
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id put out on teh first date and ive loved nirvana since 7th grade. unfortunately nobody wants me to put out.... :/
09:46 AM on 04/13/11
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I saw this on the AV Club yesterday, but this thread title already makes it better.
09:46 AM on 04/13/11
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Based on my experience, I would say this is accurate.
09:46 AM on 04/13/11
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and the award for the stupidest thing i have read today goes to..

Maybe the dumbest thing I've read in a while


Seriously, why is this news?? Just makes this site look more and more senseless....
09:48 AM on 04/13/11
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Seriously, why is this news?? Just makes this site look more and more senseless....
I wouldn't go that far. I can see what it was posted but the actual article and study was a waste of time in my opinion
09:55 AM on 04/13/11
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Lolwut?
10:01 AM on 04/13/11
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i don't know, seems like a sound scientific study to me.
10:01 AM on 04/13/11
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You know how I know you are gay? Cause you listen to Coldplay.
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