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10:26 AM on 04/13/11
DanTGD
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I've found that people who hate Nirvana put out more.
10:26 AM on 04/13/11
Until The Bombs
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I'm moving to Seattle.
10:29 AM on 04/13/11
incognitojones
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This site is might get a lot of traffic from people searching 'teen sluts' now.

Damn, Paul beat me to it.
10:38 AM on 04/13/11
jdr277
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That's what happens when girls go around singing "Rape Me"
10:40 AM on 04/13/11
*crying stars*
... are you crazy?
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Would love to see the data on Nine Inch Nails fans.
10:41 AM on 04/13/11
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That's what happens when girls go around singing "Rape Me"
Jesus. "Rape Me" would have been a hilarious 'black humor' style news title. Wish I had thought of that.
10:42 AM on 04/13/11
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I hope that AP.net gets a lot of hits now from people googling for "teen sluts"

lmfao. just start dropping pornographic terms and trending celebs into your titles.
10:43 AM on 04/13/11
PirateSkater182
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I think a better category would be favorite bands of people who are 21+ and still virgins. Would Rush be #1?
But I love Rush
10:47 AM on 04/13/11
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AP.net - helping users get laid since...(I don't know when the site was launched...)
10:49 AM on 04/13/11
Manufactured Dreams
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Lol based on this I'm a whore.
10:54 AM on 04/13/11
bandnamexmyname
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YEAAAAAH SEATTL

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10:55 AM on 04/13/11
BA [bradkins]
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when is the next Nirvana show?
10:56 AM on 04/13/11
NickIsI
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It's tagged with "funny" for a reason. Unclench your buttcheeks, take a drink of water, and scroll through to the next news post.

In class, read this. Had to try so hard to fight back the laughter. I failed.
10:56 AM on 04/13/11
randys950
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Well any male is willing to go the distance on the first date....
10:57 AM on 04/13/11
DCART
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sup nirvana fans?
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