Lol, very true. If anyone actually paid money for that as a joke I'd be irritated since that money could have gone to a more deserving band.
Love The Sleeping. For me their peak was at "Questions And Answers" (maybe because of timing) but The Big Deep was solid. Just listening to Victorian Halls right now and wow they sound a lot like The Blood Brothers ! I love them and they broke up so that's a good thing though. I didn't like The Bunny The Bear at all really but at least it wasn't quite what I expected. From what I've seen These Hearts seemed typical but it may be a decent, straight-foward listen.
Big Deep was great, they really needed some better promotion. Victorian Halls is from my area, seen them a few times, played with them sometimes, they definitely have an interesting live show but I'm not really a fan of their sound. But its a lot more tolerable than the Bunny band which just seems gimmicky, and These Hearts who seem really targeted to little girls. These Hearts probably have the best chance to sell well, but I doubt any of these signings will bring in a lot of money for Victory.