If I was ever in position to have a tour rider, this is what I would want it to be like.

Randomly at the end on page 13,

"Chewbacca didn't recieve a medal at the end of Star Wars, this is a travesty."

Legends!

haha awesome

"I WILL CALL OUT A CATERING JIHAD IF WE DO NOT HAVE THESE CUPS." Glad to know Dave takes his solo cups as seriously as I do.

obviously this is a hilarious one, but ive seen a few 100% true ones. i would hate to have the job of who ever organises these things, you would end up hating and detesting all artists. a thankless job