I want to bitchslap people who text when they're driving. If you insist on texting, ask me to take the wheel, because you can't fucking avoid a collision in the amount of time it takes for the person actually paying attention (me) to get the distracted driver's attention.
Also the pirates will win the internets, sorry.
And I'm calling b.s. on Twitter being worth 7 billion, and wallets being redundant by 2015.