haha. great post. I'm going to attempt to one-up you here just for the hell of it...
"After critics have had ample time to sit down and analyze both the lyrical content and musical genius of 'My Moment', songs such as 'Like A Rolling Stone and 'Stairway To Heaven' won't even be considered classics anymore. Rebecca Black has set the new bar for what will forever be defined as the 'classic song' and, from now on, all songs - past, present and future - will be compared to this single track"
Haha. Throw out you record collection, theres only one song your going to need for the rest of your life:
This is the song that resulted in world peace. This is the song that proved to the world that there is a heaven, it's in your ears every time you play it. This is the song that returned us to the Garden of Eden, where we frolic in fields of Unicorns.