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Courtney Love Hires Bandmates For The Right Reasons

Posted by: Steve Henderson (06/13/07)
Courtney Love has apparently hired a Kurt Cobain lookalike for her band. Says Love, "I really hired him 'cos he looks so much like Kurt...he's blonde and soooooooo beautiful and his guitar playing is great."
  
 
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09:11 AM on 06/13/07
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guitarliketom
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dear god.
that quote sounds like its from a 6th grade girl
09:12 AM on 06/13/07
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hahahahhahaha...wtf?
09:14 AM on 06/13/07
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you're pretty sick, Chubbs.
09:19 AM on 06/13/07
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they would have divorced in 1997
09:22 AM on 06/13/07
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as if we needed more proof that she is completely insane.
09:23 AM on 06/13/07
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Since nobody here seems to believe anything that comes out of her mouth, why should we believe this either?
09:24 AM on 06/13/07
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Since nobody here seems to believe anything that comes out of her mouth, why should we believe this either?
your avatar is raphael fucking april oneal, im not sure if ill believe you about anything ever
09:28 AM on 06/13/07
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*que idiotic responses about the Kurt Cobain Murder Conspiracy*
09:35 AM on 06/13/07
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*que idiotic responses about the Kurt Cobain Murder Conspiracy*

but hE wuz lYke 2 kute 2 kiLL lolz!

/courtney love
09:40 AM on 06/13/07
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Personally, I think the Cobain murder conspiracy is quite fascinating.
09:40 AM on 06/13/07
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What's the big deal? At least Courtney Love has released SOME respectable music.

The Red Jumpsuit Dicks placed ads in their hometown paper that said something to the effect of, "Must have THE LOOK".
09:46 AM on 06/13/07
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maby she'll kill this one too :/
09:49 AM on 06/13/07
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*que idiotic responses about the Kurt Cobain Murder Conspiracy*

maby she'll kill this one too :/

I fucking called it....
09:50 AM on 06/13/07
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if his guitar playing is indeed great, he'll be better than Kurt!
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