I'm glad he's back but I lol'd at the statement.
He gets burnt out on tour life and makes a big decision to quit the band, then goes home and gets a job. Then someone asks him if he wants to be there forever (just because you're at one job doesn't mean you're gonna do it forever) and he has an epiphany and instantly decides to quit and go back to what he left.
Gimme the whole truth. (Don't) gimme your best excuse.
I had the same reaction.
And I'll second Thomas's handclapping. Perfect response to your response.