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11:52 AM on 12/13/11
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Yeah I'm not gonna do that to myself.
12:01 PM on 12/13/11
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Can't not see severed cadaver penises. It's blowing my mind hole.

But why would dead penises be erect?
12:17 PM on 12/13/11
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Necros need love too, and Attack Attack makes even the deceased hard.

12:46 PM on 12/13/11
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Now I'm wondering what's the procedure when you work in a mortuary and some dude comes in with a hard on. Do you somehow make it go down or just tell the family the casket MUST be half closed?
12:49 PM on 12/13/11
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This is your fault! You brought it up now I need to know! Haha
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