And if it doesn't happen, I will be taking your place. I will play bass with a violin bow and take over the "official sex appeal" role from Paul. I will treat the rest of them like garbage and fart constantly in the van.
If you don't want this to happen to punchline, please support them this tuesday.
Remember folks, as the potential new Bass Player for punchline, I will be administering whippings to Steve and the Gang if they miss cues and notes during our sets. If you don't want this to happen to Punchline, buy their new EP tuesday and get them to number 1!
"just tryin' to get the gold medal of bass" would be a great statement!
Gold Medal of Bass? If you're representing America, Brian Robinson of A Wilhelm Scream is representing Canada and Steve Harris is representing the UK. It's a tough Road Chris, but you can pull off some kind of Miracle Hockey Story.
Everyone, for only $4.95 you get amazing joy, good times, something new to show your friends, a song to set the mood for a significant other, and that is only the short list I am telling you. This Tuesday/Wednesday hit the iTunes store and pick up punchlines new ep and get ready for so many doors in your life you never knew could unlock!
They should have named this EP THE MASTER KEY TO LIFE AND GREATNESS AND SEX APPEAL, AM I RIGHT?!
Don't deserve: No reason whatsoever
Can't: Because unfortunately the people who almost always get #1 don't write there own songs, use autotune, don't play instruments, and only talk to fans through twitter posts.
Don't give in! Monday at midnight! I am one of the most cynical people on this site and I want to do my best for them! If you do your part you will have no regrets, and you will have new songs to jam out to.