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Desperation is a Stinky Scent

Posted by: Jason Tate (01/17/12)
It's "post about music I don't like, but news stories keep popping up" day: Katy Perry really wants another number one hit - so they're releasing an acoustic version of "The One That Got Away" to try and get it. Give it up.
 
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10:23 AM on 01/17/12
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Qadriyyah
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Cheater, cheater pumpkin eater.
10:23 AM on 01/17/12
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I can understand it. It's a giant record she'd break if it happened.
10:25 AM on 01/17/12
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i bet you it can go #1. tumblr is freaking out about it.
10:26 AM on 01/17/12
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The sad part is that it'll work. They did a remix for TGIF with Missy Elliot and that's what pushed it to #1.
10:27 AM on 01/17/12
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I can understand it. It's a giant record she'd break if it happened.
And someone needs to stamp a Barry Bonds sized * next to it.
10:28 AM on 01/17/12
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The sad part is that it'll work. They did a remix for TGIF with Missy Elliot and that's what pushed it to #1.
They already tried the remix version trick with this one (B.O.B I think) ... peaked at what, #3? Hope this fails too.
10:31 AM on 01/17/12
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I can understand it. It's a giant record she'd break if it happened.

Agreed. Plus she's hot.
10:32 AM on 01/17/12
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They already tried the remix version trick with this one (B.O.B I think) ... peaked at what, #3? Hope this fails too.

Me and you both. I've been saying this for a while now because ET shouldn't count either.
10:35 AM on 01/17/12
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Bet she'll get number two. Might as well try, probably not gonna get this close ever again.
10:36 AM on 01/17/12
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Uhh, there's far worse out there. I'll admit that this is overkill, but I legitimately enjoy any of her songs when I hear them. She's far less of an attention whore than Gaga.
10:37 AM on 01/17/12
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Agreed. Plus she's hot.
10:40 AM on 01/17/12
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why not hummingbird heartbeat!
10:43 AM on 01/17/12
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Fuck Barry Bonds
10:44 AM on 01/17/12
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