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Best Posts of the Week: January 14th - 20th

Posted by: Jason Tate (01/20/12)
Last week we tried out a new Friday featurette called "posts of the week" (for those that missed it - it's exactly what it sounds like) - and everyone seemed to really like it. So, this week we are bringing it back. This week was full of funny posts, down right insane posts, and some shit I couldn't even follow. Just like last week - I had staff help me compile the posts we found to be worthy of inclusion. We also had a post that got nominated for "worst post of the week" - and we included that in here as well. Next week we'll do our best to keep track of those too. Oh, and hopefully make better note of all the brilliant comments made in the forums as well (not sure if I can handle a journey into PL though). If you click on the little arrow thingy next to the username, you'll be able to go see the post in the thread it originated in ... context, sometimes, helps.

Best Posts of the Week: January 14th - 20th

"Excuse me, no 'hardcore dancing' in this exhibit."

This worked so well in context of the "Punk Rock Museum" thread.

Is it fair to blame Drive Thru Records for Cobra Starship? I think it is.

Best post Drew made that wasn't an image this week.

It wouldn't be wise to make enemies with the AP.net community. What we do have are a very particular set of skills; skills we have acquired over a very long time spent with Photoshop. Just ask Forever The Sickest Kids or The Maine...

We need more photoshop threads. Those were amazing. Ducks?


Can't wait to hear this. Gonna check it out as soon as I'm home from work and after I do my daily porn torrent check before my fiancee gets home.



This just in: undermydreams received his MacBook from Jonny Craig, doesn't understand why people are mad.

Blue Ivy should be milking Beyonce, not the other way around, no?

Ok, Anton's just showing off now ... two weeks in a row, he's killed it.

So far these announcements are on par with a really shitty Ernie Ball Warped Tour stage.

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These posts are so long that quoting them is a pain in the ass, and they take a story: Kid bumps an 8 1/2 year old thread with all the band shirts he owns (holy shit). Another poster calls out his claim of 49 Crime in Stereo shirts. Original poster delivers proof. Respect.

It was cool until AP.net users started coming into my chat room and posting my real name. I know they came from hecause they all said they were Jason tate. Didn't stop me, though. It's one thing to hate me for whatever reason, but I found that whole ordeal a little offensive. This thread is just an example of how society expects women to suppress their sexuality if they don't look like 80s jennifer Cnley or something.

Wait wait wait ... people are joining nudey video-cam chat rooms and claiming to be me?! Is this real life? I just know my parents are super happy that their son created a website in their basement that would one day make his name known enough to be impersonated in XXX-video chat rooms. Well, that was certainly my dream.



Worst Posts of the Week:

Say what you want about Attack Attack, but it's what people want to hear. I bet it will sell more copies or have more downloads than any of the AP Albums of the Year. Bon Iver and Fireworks may have made records that appealed to music snobs, but most people don't give a shit about lyrics. Listen to any song on the radio, or even listen to dubstep. No lyrics, all sampling, and people go nuts for it.

Yeahhhhhhhhhh.... no one bought that Bon Iver album at all.
  
 
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03:34 PM on 01/20/12
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Love this AP.net feature so much.
03:34 PM on 01/20/12
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That last post is hideous.

The 49 shirts guy is pretty astounding.
03:35 PM on 01/20/12
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Love this AP.net feature so much.
Should have a new feature posting all your brilliant photoshops haha. Would read.
03:37 PM on 01/20/12
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Holy shit at that kids band shirts.
03:38 PM on 01/20/12
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Hilarious. I never post anymore but I had to for this
03:41 PM on 01/20/12
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Also, I think you just put Joe's post in there because he's Joe. I don't see anything special about that post

Some of the "missing shoe" posts were pretty great.
03:44 PM on 01/20/12
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My favorite post this week was the hardcore girl.

03:44 PM on 01/20/12
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Also, I think you just put Joe's post in there because he's Joe. I don't see anything special about that post

Some of the "missing shoe" posts were pretty great.
Missing shoe?
03:49 PM on 01/20/12
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http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=2587482

That was the original thread but the guy went around posting about the "cum chugger" that stole his shoe and some of the posts brought the lulz.

Edit: floormaster925's post was pretty good in that thread haha
03:49 PM on 01/20/12
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http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=2587482

That was the original thread but the guy went around posting about the "cum chugger" that stole his shoe and some of the posts brought the lulz.
Missed that thread. Oh lord.
04:02 PM on 01/20/12
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We need more photoshop threads. Those were amazing. Ducks?

Well, if you insist. January 2009. Never forget.



But really... Honored to be on here again. I guess I'll need to bring my A game this week if I want to get the "He's on fire!" for the tomahawk slam.
04:02 PM on 01/20/12
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04:02 PM on 01/20/12
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yes CIS
04:04 PM on 01/20/12
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Best Feature.

Worst post is so hilarious
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