Craig is such, SUCH an awful lyric writer. I wish him and Nick and Matt would work together on lyrics. I think those would be WAY better. Maybe still nothing I'd like, but WAY better.
I also hope they drop the poppy shit but I doubt they will.
Perhaps you should consider your grammar first, then cast stones at someone's writing after?
That being said, your overall point is legitimate. "Sex Life" is a horrendous song.