10:17 PM on 02/12/12
"I'm gonna die on a dirty mattress on the floor in an apartment full of cockroaches. Fuck Jason TATE!!!"
10:22 PM on 02/12/12
"I had thousands of fans across the country who treated me like I was amazing and I cheated them out of thousands of dollars along with my family and friends. FUCK JASON TATE!"
I'd much rather he end up in prison than dead.
It's only so long before he is picked up on some charge in Canada. He'll get caught up in some way, they'll realize he's a fugitive, he'll get extradited to America. Game over.
And no, he won't just go away if we stop posting on him. There's a large community outside of AbsolutePunk, for better or for worse.
01:13 PM on 02/13/12
At least you mounted a solid argument in favor of the guy. I mean, hell, insulting four rappers and a pop band not only sheds light on how Jonny's negligible character flaws are really things to be praised, but also sets you up as the person with the clearest vision AP has seen in a while. Congrats!
What the saddest part of this whole thing is, is that your idiotic viewpoint is validated only by people telling you how fucking stupid you are. Somehow, through some sad and confusing turn of events, kids started to think that if a scene dude is scummy enough then he somehow deserves praise. Somehow people like you think the mere presence of an outgroup (in this case, sane people that dislike drug addicted assholes) justifies your ingroup's pointless fandom for someone who deserves, among many other things, to be in fucking prison. So you have literally brainwashed yourself into thinking that the more "haterz!11!!!" a person/group has, it makes them good. So you use forums like AP to sing his undeserved praises just so people tell you what a fucking idiot you are because you need that just to continue liking Jonny. Let me guess, you're the type of kid that would show up to a sporting event wearing the rival teams jersey just for attention, right? It's like every normal person doesn't want to eat dog shit, so you do it and act like everyone else is stupid just because. This is a heroin addict that has repeatedly and unapologetically stolen from his fans. He abandoned his child so he could do more drugs, what about this are you not fucking getting? He didn't write any DGD lyrics and his voice is overrated as fuck to begin with. Doing a ton of vibrato does not make you fucking Pavarotti (don't worry, I don't expect you to know who that is). He sang on a few albums. How does that in any way excuse or make you forget about how much of a scummy, bottom feeding piece of shit he is? If you have a legit answer, I'd love to hear it. If you don't, please just take a bottle of sleeping pills and stay the fuck out of the gene pool.
This post has been scientifically proven as awesome.
Let me tell you something about Jonny Craig. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started practicing with my first band who were totally awesome but then our drummer moved to Indiana, and Jonny was like, weirdly jealous of them. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with the band, he'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was a pool party, I was like, "Jonny, I can't invite you, because I think you're a druggie." I mean, I couldn't have a druggie at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? He was a druggie. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for high school, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he's on crack.
I want this to be real.
07:28 PM on 02/13/12
Man that was sooooooo long ago! Can't believe you remember that.
Hope you've been well, haven't seen you around too much.
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