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09:08 PM on 03/01/12 
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what in the fuck is that story
09:09 PM on 03/01/12 
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Here we go.

So early my freshman year, I met this girl. We'll call her Kris. We hung out a few times and that was that. Skip to early second semester. My roommate apparently knew her from crew, and we all wound up going to a crew party together with our other friend. We'll call her Sam, because that's her name.

We all get shitfaced. My roommate tells me she likes Kris, even though she already has a girlfriend, and me and her were flirting and whatever basically all night, which was a little awkward, because Krista kind of came to the party with my roommate, not me. Anyway, we get back to our dorm all fucked up and me and Kris go into my room and whatever. Sam comes in and tries to get with both of us, and me and Kris are like what in the fuck are you doing get out. She leaves.

Later on, Kris pukes, and then passes back out. The next day she cleans our room and does laundry for about 8 hours. But that's not important. While she's passed out, my roommate came back with a bunch of friends from our floor. We were all hanging out and doing whatever and then my roommate gets a call from the girl in the suite next to us. Without thinking, she puts it on speaker. Went something like this:

"Sarah (yeah, my roommate's name was sarah as well), you have to come here. Sam just peed all over my common room."

So all 10 kids in my room that were in my room went next door and this girl is standing in her own piss, pointing the finger at the girl whose suite it was saying that she had done it. She refused to clean up her own piss. Then she got mad because the next day she thought me and Sarah had told everyone, but really, everyone saw it. But really we kind of figured out that she was just mad at me because I hooked up with Kris, who apparently she liked.

And we were never went back to another crew party. Go figure.

it may be because im drinking, but that was difficult to follow. ill have to reread this in the morning when im sober.
09:11 PM on 03/01/12 
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You don't get a lot of things, dont you? You're one of those people that analyzes everything so much you forget to just enjoy life, aren't you?

Nah, I just don't get why her over like, Miley Cyrus or that other one there, the one who did the song with FTSK... Selena Gomez?
09:11 PM on 03/01/12 
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Guys, just enjoy life. Today was beautiful.
09:11 PM on 03/01/12 
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what in the fuck is that story

I'm decently drunk, so sorry if it doesn't make any sense.
09:13 PM on 03/01/12 
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Nah, I just don't get why her over like, Miley Cyrus or that other one there, the one who did the song with FTSK... Selena Gomez?

Because who cares man, it doesn't matter
09:14 PM on 03/01/12 
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I'm hungry.
09:14 PM on 03/01/12 
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This is my thread.
09:14 PM on 03/01/12 
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Because who cares man, it doesn't matter

If you say so.
09:14 PM on 03/01/12 
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I'm hammered I think
09:15 PM on 03/01/12 
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I'm hammered I think

That's cute.

Give me about 45 minutes.

But I won't be hammered.
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But really, can't help it that soph is more attractive than most of you crusty punks.
09:16 PM on 03/01/12 
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shut the fuck up BroekHosen and let me pretend im beautiful
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I'm decently drunk, so sorry if it doesn't make any sense.
Hah, it was a little touch and go. No big deal. Have fun.
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that was a bad story.
 



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