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Man Impales Thigh, Spares His Ears

Posted by: Anton Djamoos (09/14/07)
A man trying to sneak into the Bad Boys of Rock tour featuring Hinder, Buckcherry, and Papa Roach impaled himself on an iron-wrought fence at the venue. Apparently, though he had a ticket, he was attempting to evade the fair's $5 entrance fee.
      
 
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10:40 AM on 09/14/07
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hahahaha. great title
10:41 AM on 09/14/07
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Treated.
10:41 AM on 09/14/07
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Let the jokes begin
10:43 AM on 09/14/07
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God Bless America
10:43 AM on 09/14/07
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shit he missed hinder!
10:44 AM on 09/14/07
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Why would you try to sneak into a concert that terrible anyway?
10:46 AM on 09/14/07
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Why would you try to sneak into a concert that terrible anyway?

Dang it you beat me to it!
10:46 AM on 09/14/07
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10:48 AM on 09/14/07
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I wonder how old this guy was...
10:49 AM on 09/14/07
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I think if give a choice between a trip to the hospital because of a hole in my thigh and listening to that show I would willingly climb into the ambulance and have them cart me away.
10:49 AM on 09/14/07
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"His friends jumped the fence safely" that's the best part. What an Idiot.
10:53 AM on 09/14/07
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What's worse... getting impaled and going to the hospital... or people knowing you paid for a ticket to this show
10:55 AM on 09/14/07
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I wonder if a video of his stupidity will end up on Scarred? Then the dbag lead singer of PR can say "Look how hardcore our fans are!" while remaining a complete tool.
10:58 AM on 09/14/07
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"hey, we're too hard to pay this five dollar fee, let's jump the fence!!"
"yeah totally, fuck them!!"
"man, i hope Hinder plays Lips of an Angel"
"dude, i would absolutely die!!!"
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