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02:08 PM on 03/16/12
iAMhollyood315
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How does that statement have anything to do with being drunk and masterbating?
By avoiding and averting peoples attention off the fact he was drunk and beating off in public. They are probably shitting themselves because its going to be more gasoline thrown onto the fire that is KONY
02:08 PM on 03/16/12
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What a great statement.

Exhaustion, dehydration, and malnutrition. Dude must have been going at it hard.
02:08 PM on 03/16/12
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How does that statement have anything to do with being drunk and masterbating?
Nothing, they were just trying to put a "positive" spin but failed miserably!
02:08 PM on 03/16/12
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By avoiding and averting peoples attention off the fact he was drunk and beating off in public. They are probably shitting themselves because its going to be more gasoline thrown onto the fire that is KONY
Lost even more respect from me by totally beating around the bush.
02:09 PM on 03/16/12
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What a great statement.

Exhaustion, dehydration, and malnutrition. Dude must have been going at it hard.
Cause when I am all of those things, I go outside and jerk off on cars!
02:09 PM on 03/16/12
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Lol fuck this guy
02:09 PM on 03/16/12
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this boat is obviously sinking
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When the Kony video came out, was it posted on the home page?
02:09 PM on 03/16/12
iAMhollyood315
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Looks like he has quite a mess on his hands
well played sir.
02:09 PM on 03/16/12
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02:10 PM on 03/16/12
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Post of the week. Fuck that - post of the year.
THIS!
02:10 PM on 03/16/12
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Cause when I am all of those things, I go outside and jerk off on cars!
You're supposed to take a 15 minute break for every hour of wankage. He's doing it wrong.
02:10 PM on 03/16/12
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When the Kony video came out, was it posted on the home page?
Yup!
02:10 PM on 03/16/12
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From @pareene on twitter: Oh, so raising awareness of exhaustion, dehydration, malnutrition, and an uncontrollable erotic attraction to cars is a CRIME now is it

Fantastic.
02:10 PM on 03/16/12
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Fucking hippies...
02:11 PM on 03/16/12
Holly HoX!
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