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08:54 AM on 04/01/12 
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allthewaysaid
Have a feeling I'll die in my20s...
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Pranks? I don't even try anymore. I got 5 of the usual 'I'm pregnant' texts. Step it up, girls.
10:59 AM on 04/01/12 
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ChristianLFTW
How YOU doin'?
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I start work in an hour at a Wendy's in a town full of annoying 13-14 year olds. The place is always busy too. I can't wait.
11:04 AM on 04/01/12 
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brook183
Leave the lunchmeat for the sharks
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I'm pregnant.
11:07 AM on 04/01/12 
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the seventeenth
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Kony was captured!
11:22 AM on 04/01/12 
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spangler789
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Google Maps 8-bit for NES
11:46 AM on 04/01/12 
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chiefjordo
Go Gophers!
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Really dislike most April Fools jokes. The fact that everyone knows it's April 1st basically means I am on my guard and take almost nothing seriously, which also gets annoying. Ha.
11:46 AM on 04/01/12 
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Crackbaby
Stupid inflatable pants!
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Today is my 19th birthday. No one ever believed me until I was 10 or so.
12:04 PM on 04/01/12 
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Pranks? I don't even try anymore. I got 5 of the usual 'I'm pregnant' texts. Step it up, girls.
I had an ex who told me that like 4 times (not on AFD ironically) just to see what I would do, and I believed her every time, or at least acted like I did just in case. She was nuts, but she was a lot of fun.
12:05 PM on 04/01/12 
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ParkwayTom
Forgive me, Nashville
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I can take it or leave it. I do like it when bands come up with some creative "news" about their future plans though.
12:05 PM on 04/01/12 
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Today is my 19th birthday. No one ever believed me until I was 10 or so.
Hey, me too, except I'm...seven...years...older.

Happy birthday though, haha. Don't prank gifts suck?
12:14 PM on 04/01/12 
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Crackbaby
Stupid inflatable pants!
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Hey, me too, except I'm...seven...years...older.

Happy birthday though, haha. Don't prank gifts suck?
Happy birthday to you too! Haha yeah that shit is the worst.
12:40 PM on 04/01/12 
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Spencer Control
Yeah I still burn from time to time
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My best friend told me a guy we both think is ridiculous and generally dislike asked her out to see The Hunger Games, a franchise we both think is ridiculous and generally dislike. I believed her. It was awesome, haha.
12:45 PM on 04/01/12 
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White
A masochist cannibal dining alone.
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I can take it or leave it. I do like it when bands come up with some creative "news" about their future plans though.

I don't. Fuck that shit. A few years ago, Boys Night Out said that Trainwreck was being turned into a feature length film, and I was probably more excited about that than I've ever been about anything in my life. The next day it was revealed to be a joke, and in me consequently was planted the seed that would eventually turn me into a mass murderer.

So, let this post serve as a confession in advance. If ever there is a string of horrid, brutal murders on any April Fool's Day in the future and the culprit cannot be found, I'm your man (or perhaps woman, depending on where my life ends up taking me).
01:10 PM on 04/01/12 
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Brandonmorrill
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The Story So Far broke up today. :(
01:15 PM on 04/01/12 
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ParkwayTom
Forgive me, Nashville
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I don't. Fuck that shit. A few years ago, Boys Night Out said that Trainwreck was being turned into a feature length film, and I was probably more excited about that than I've ever been about anything in my life. The next day it was revealed to be a joke, and in me consequently was planted the seed that would eventually turn me into a mass murderer.

So, let this post serve as a confession in advance. If ever there is a string of horrid, brutal murders on any April Fool's Day in the future and the culprit cannot be found, I'm your man (or perhaps woman, depending on where my life ends up taking me).




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