[doomcrs04]

Originally Posted by thisisadisaster

i think i need to go back to vodka. whiskey isnt getting the job done for me anymore. :(

Because you then can't get the job done?

[thisisadisaster]

Originally Posted by doomcrs04

Because you then can't get the job done?

wut

[WakingTheMisery]

That's the worst.

[Mr. November]

Originally Posted by mymusicismylife

my mom just asked if I went to an after prom party. at my little conservative Christian college. Me. lolOOOOL

Christian girls are where its at man

[cshadows2887]

Originally Posted by WakingTheMisery

That's the worst.

I think he's referring to whiskey dick.

[WakingTheMisery]

Originally Posted by cshadows2887

I think he's referring to whiskey dick.

Yep. Happens to the best of us.

[Mr. November]

Derek has never had this whiskey dick you speak of

[cshadows2887]

Originally Posted by WakingTheMisery

Yep. Happens to the best of us.

Fuck. I thought I was quoting Wade, not you. Haha.

[Argentine]

Originally Posted by Derka Derka

Christian girls are where its at man

nahhht. not when they are 17 and preach abstinence but they use it to be teases then they give you teethy blowjobz

[cshadows2887]

I lol'd during Jane Eyre when they referred to the leads at "not pretty/handsome". Mia Was-her-name is pretty as hell and even I think Fassbender is dreamy. Haha.

[thisisadisaster]

Originally Posted by cshadows2887

Fuck. I thought I was quoting Wade, not you. Haha.

hahaha for some reason that went COMPLETELY over my head. i am disappointed in myself.

[Mr. November]

Originally Posted by Argentine

nahhht. not when they are 17 and preach abstinence but they use it to be teases then they give you teethy blowjobz

they have been repressing their sexuality all their lives, you get them started and then they dont want to stop.

[cshadows2887]

Originally Posted by thisisadisaster

hahaha for some reason that went COMPLETELY over my head. i am disappointed in myself.

You should spin it is "I am SO virile that I didn't know whiskey dick was a phenomenon."

[Argentine]

Originally Posted by Derka Derka

they have been repressing their sexuality all their lives, you get them started and then they dont want to stop.

I opened the doors for this chick, that's pretty cool, I guess

[thisisadisaster]

Originally Posted by cshadows2887

You should spin it is "I am SO virile that I didn't know whiskey dick was a phenomenon."

well that too OBVIOUSLY.