Yknow I'm not really a fan of DRUGS but that song takes way too much heat. I think the line that everyone hates is just matter of hearing it the way it wasn't intended to be heard. He says
"If you had a sex life/ a sex life/ would you even worry about mine?/ when your bed is empty you're a waste of time".
HOWEVER, I'm fairly certain that last part is supposed to be "would you even worry about mine when your bed is empty? You're a waste of time". Still not lyrical genius but that has always irked me. Maybe I'm rambling but I feel like the 2nd version is way less douchey.
But anyway Chiodos is fucking awesome and I can't wait.