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Your Haircuit Is Fucking Up Your Vision

Posted by: Jason Tate (05/14/12)
An optometrist is warning that "swooping haircuts" may just end up leading to eye problems.
From The ArticleMr Hogan said a curtain of hair over one eye could actually act like an eyepatch, limiting the eye's access to both sunlight and sensory stimulation. He said recent research had shown a lack of direct sunlight resulted in short sightedness.
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10:00 AM on 05/14/12
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Thomas Nassiff
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amazing.
10:03 AM on 05/14/12
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Holly HoX!
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Bahahaha
10:05 AM on 05/14/12
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Robb
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Good.
10:05 AM on 05/14/12
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Fame<Infamy
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As well as the potential damage to eyesight, there are also concerns that long "emo" sweep fringes could cause postural problems.
Veteran hairdresser Roseanne Anderson fears the hairstyle forced many to tilt their heads to one side in order to see out of their small window of vision.
"I have to wonder how they don't get a stiff neck," the Hobart-based hairdresser said.
"I have seen lots of fashions come and go - but really when I think about it, this is probably the only hairstyle in my 40 years of hairdressing that could be a health hazard."

10:06 AM on 05/14/12
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finally an advantage of having curly hair that grows like an afro
10:10 AM on 05/14/12
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Quick! Someone call 2008!
10:11 AM on 05/14/12
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finally an advantage of having curly hair that grows like an afro

There's plenty of advantages to hair like that.
10:17 AM on 05/14/12
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Two years is a long time to pretend
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Fuck swoop cuts. I support this article!
10:18 AM on 05/14/12
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Quick! Someone call 2008!
Go to a mall - any mall. These haircuts are still flourishing.
10:20 AM on 05/14/12
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finally an advantage of having curly hair that grows like an afro
you n me both
10:24 AM on 05/14/12
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That's crazy, I could have sworn it was only fucking up peoples lives.
10:25 AM on 05/14/12
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Go to a mall - any mall. These haircuts are still flourishing.
Must be a California thing, they severely died down over here. I only saw like ten at the last metalcore show I was at, used to be like 80% and above.
10:27 AM on 05/14/12
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does anyone even have these haircuts anymore? 2006 seems like a while ago
10:28 AM on 05/14/12
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people with that haircut are short sighted anyways. Wohoho!
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