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Paris Hilton Is a DJ

Posted by: Jason Tate (05/15/12)
I'm procrastinating from answering all the emails in my inbox, so .... Paris Hilton announces she's going on a DJ tour and will be releasing an album of house music.

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02:38 PM on 05/15/12
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At least she isn't doing dubstep.
02:39 PM on 05/15/12
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I think it's great that we live in an era where anyone can make their own music so we can all laugh at how disastrous it is.
02:39 PM on 05/15/12
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okay
02:43 PM on 05/15/12
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this will most likely be enjoyable. excited to hear this!
02:44 PM on 05/15/12
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Kinda helps she's fucking Afrojack, one of the biggest DJs in the world.
02:48 PM on 05/15/12
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will be horrible but that's to be expected.
02:49 PM on 05/15/12
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DJ or BJ tour?
02:51 PM on 05/15/12
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No no no
02:52 PM on 05/15/12
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Kinda helps she's fucking Afrojack, one of the biggest DJs in the world.
Came to say this. Lol
02:55 PM on 05/15/12
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either way, it's gonna blow.

ha!

no?

okay.
02:59 PM on 05/15/12
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Guyz, don't forget she's already made some great, innovative music!

03:02 PM on 05/15/12
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03:06 PM on 05/15/12
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either way, it's gonna blow.

ha!

no?

okay.
I accept this joke as good.
03:09 PM on 05/15/12
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I accept this joke as good.
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