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09:23 AM on 05/24/12
johnnyferris
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I wish all movie reviews were like this. I'll still need to see this one.
09:36 AM on 05/24/12
Thomas Nassiff
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Probably funnier than the movie.
09:36 AM on 05/24/12
Thomas Nassiff
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"Don't worry, his penis makes a return to the big screen again. That's the best way to start a new paragraph."

yes
09:49 AM on 05/24/12
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Please Review "The Room" And "Troll 2"
09:52 AM on 05/24/12
Jaytothesyg
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I like the idea of this feature a lot.

The movie was okay, I laughed a lot but it was just okay
10:22 AM on 05/24/12
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Oldboy. The Host. Brick. Equilibrium. The Fountain. Pan's Labyrinth. I "Heart" Huckabees. Another Earth. The Lookout. The Visitor.

that'll be it. for now...
10:23 AM on 05/24/12
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Please Review "The Room" And "Troll 2"
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!!!

THEY'RE EATING HER...THEN THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME...OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

if you're going to ask for those you should also add "Killer Klowns For Outer Space"

btw, did you see "Best Worth Movie" ? Awesome documentary.
10:31 AM on 05/24/12
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YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!!!

THEY'RE EATING HER...THEN THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME...OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

if you're going to ask for those you should also add "Killer Klowns For Outer Space"

btw, did you see "Best Worth Movie" ? Awesome documentary.
Unfortunately, I haven't seen it :( The trailer for it looks amazing though! My favorite line from the trailer, (Guy in a tattoo shop) "I was thinking: There is nothing more logical, as a 32 year old man, than to get a Troll 2 tattoo"
10:35 AM on 05/24/12
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Oldboy. The Host. Brick. Equilibrium. The Fountain. Pan's Labyrinth. I "Heart" Huckabees. Another Earth. The Lookout. The Visitor.

that'll be it. for now...
Oldboy, fuck yes. Possibly the best fight scene ever filmed.

10:52 AM on 05/24/12
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"Don't worry, his penis makes a return to the big screen again. That's the best way to start a new paragraph"

post of the week? and that arrested development with a dumb person seems spot on. JONO yoda man.
12:53 PM on 05/24/12
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I thought the review was good but the movie is hilarious. Well, if you have a vulgar, /b/ type of humor It is.
01:14 PM on 05/24/12
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This was almost as shitty as fun.'s new album
01:34 PM on 05/24/12
Xiegfried
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That was a great read. I too hate everyone who thinks they are more important then the movie/person/band I paid to see. Had a similar experience 2 weeks ago at the Regina Spektor concert at Tower Theatre in Upper Darby, PA. I had 1 dude in front of me that had to scream things he thought were HILARIOUS like, "I love your face," and "Have my babies" so original. Then behind me were 3 high school girls that continued to request "Us" as if Regina didn't have a setlist and was just winging it. Too all those ppl that need to scream out during something they have no part in, go suck a bag of post-op transgender dicks, that have been pickling in a barrel of AIDs juice!
I had a similar experience at an Eve 6 show the other day. Their encore performance was a Twitter request by someone who apparently traveled really far to see them and they said that. A bunch of people started shouting out song titles for them to play. It was really disrespectful.
02:31 PM on 05/24/12
Spencer Control
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Love the review and the feature, but this movie looks so terrible.
04:41 PM on 05/24/12
just.Starla.
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I'm not interested in seeing the movie, but this review is awesome. I definitely look forward to reading more of Jono's reviews though.

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