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Lohan Spends Day in Jail...Oh Wait

Posted by: Tony Pascarella (11/16/07)
Lindsay Lohan was released from jail in Los Angeles yesterday after serving 84 minutes behind bars, according to CNN.com. For those curious, Lohan served two minutes more than Nicole Richie, but was nowhere close to Paris Hilton's 23 days served earlier in the year.
    
 
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05:23 AM on 11/16/07
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Haha I love her cracked-out mug shot!
05:24 AM on 11/16/07
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Here's what I've never understood. You make millions of dollars, yet you drive yourself around, specifically drunk. Can't you afford a limo?
05:26 AM on 11/16/07
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Here's what I've never understood. You make millions of dollars, yet you drive yourself around, specifically drunk. Can't you afford a limo?

In the words of Rick James, "Cocaine is a hell of a drug."
05:33 AM on 11/16/07
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In the words of Rick James, "Cocaine is a hell of a drug."
It applies to absolutely any celebrity, whether they're a movie star, TV star, athlete, etc. These people are making 7 figures and upwards a year, but they do stupid things like get into a car when they're fucked up. They can afford to hire someone to drive them around for the night, yet don't. It makes no sense to me.
05:41 AM on 11/16/07
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It applies to absolutely any celebrity, whether they're a movie star, TV star, athlete, etc. These people are making 7 figures and upwards a year, but they do stupid things like get into a car when they're fucked up. They can afford to hire someone to drive them around for the night, yet don't. It makes no sense to me.
I know, it drives me nuts because they are endangering other people's lives.

I did read a theory that was, quite simply, they like being independent. They like driving their fast cars while being fucked up. Having a driver, to them, signifies they aren't independent or in control and can't do it themselves, which they want to prove they can. If there's any truth to that, it's absolutely nuts. I wish they got more than a slap on the wrist, especially Lohan.
05:48 AM on 11/16/07
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I think they should imprison her for like a week...

...and that week should be served completely nude in my room.
05:57 AM on 11/16/07
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She looks so bad in that picture!
06:00 AM on 11/16/07
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she should die.
06:04 AM on 11/16/07
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Here's what I've never understood. You make millions of dollars, yet you drive yourself around, specifically drunk. Can't you afford a limo?

She actually pays for a car service, but still drives. Talk about a sign you have a problem..
06:08 AM on 11/16/07
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It's because they like the media attention they get from drunk driving. Sad but true.
06:32 AM on 11/16/07
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How the hell can you wish death on someone? That's probably the worst thing you could ever do. Shows exactly what kind of person you are.
06:37 AM on 11/16/07
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So the Sheriff rep said she didn't get any special treatment right? This feels like one of those jokes that flies over my head...
06:50 AM on 11/16/07
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i think she learned her lesson. leave her alone.
07:08 AM on 11/16/07
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i highly doubt she learned her lesson.

she's a cum gargling tramp with no values.
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