Dethklok - 11.16.07

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Dethklok - 11.16.07I would like to thank Bill Shouldis and the gods of metal for making this interview happen. Enjoy!

AbsolutePunk.net: Let's start things off with names and one or two of your favorite, most brutal moments as Dethklok.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf - Dat would be Murderface's feet stink.
William Murderface - Aww fuck you!
Nathan Explosion - That would be one and two.
Pickles - Yea for each horrible smelly foot.
Toki Wartooth - Whats about when da fans gots exploded by the pyrontechnicals?
Pickles - Compared to those feet!?

AP.net: I know that you hate your fans, but does the carnage at shows ever affect you?

P - Makes me giggle and then I can lose timing.

AP.net: The recent death row performance was one of the most creative concerts in the history of the universe. How did that gig come about?

NE - Ask the guy in the suit.
TW - Yea asks the dildo.

AP: As a band, if you had to name one special person outside of the group, a confidante if you will, who would it be? Seal? Lars Ulrich?

WM - Charles Manson
SS - Bills Cosby
TW - Emerils
P - Rob Duke's wife
NE - Yea, Rob Duke's wife.

AP.net: How are your families doing? Please send them my best.

DK - Aww Fuck you! We thought you were cool. What the Fuck?!

AP.net: This question is for Mr. Explosion: Artists usually choose to write lyrics about real life experiences or fantasy situations. What makes you so versatile that you can write a song like "The Lost Vikings" and follow it up with ultra-realistic "Birthday Dethday?"

NE - Megalented.

AP.net: I'm most interested in Murderface's response, but I'll open it to everyone: What persons, places, events, torture sessions, etc. have influenced each member the most? Basically, what made each of you pick up your respective instruments and start melting faces?

WM - The civil war had more amputations than any other war,,,The battlefield surgeries alone dwarfed all the gruesomeness of American wars combined. Brother against brother. millions dead. And my fingers are to fat to play guitar.

AP.net: Who are the worst people making music right now? Name as many people as you like.

WM - Ladies
SS - And kids.
TW - Yea, kids make the worst music. They cant's even do it.
P - Yea, fat kids taking piano lessons...the woooooooorrrsst!
NE - And Canadians...Yuk.

AP.net: When was the last time any of you heard from Dr. Rockso? Are there any collaboration plans between Dethklok and the Rock N' Roll Clown in the works?

NE - God! I'd rather talk about my family. I hope he's dead.
TW - Hey, dat's my friend. He makes me laugh..Ha..hahahahha.
WM -Toki shutup.

AP.net: Are secret, government organizations metal?

TW - Fact
WM - Fiction
NE - Fact
SS - Fiction
P - Tiebreakkkkeeeeer!
NE - What?
P(drunk) - Huh?

AP.net: Since Toki and Skwisgaar originally speak Swedish and Norwegian respectively, what are their favorite newly learned English words?

TW - Coloosstomzeees baguettes
SS - Toast.

AP.net: "Thunderhorse" was a great choice for inclusion on Guitar Hero 2. How did Dethklok get involved with the videogame world? Are any of you gamers? Duke Nukem always seemed like a Judas Priest type of guy.

NE - Ask the suits!
TW - Yea asks the dildos!

AP.net: How many cock pushups constitute a proper cock workout?

WM - Depends on how slippery the mouth mat that your doing the cock pushups in the ass gym on sex street.
NE - Oh, In the city of underpants. Right? Huh? Come on!

AP.net: Pickles, when will Snakes 'N Barrels grace the world with new music, if ever?

P - (Drunk) Oh...Right now...listen...Takidee dikeetee boom boom ..gunga
gunga gunga...ditty ditty booom.
akidee dikeetee boom boom ..gunga gunga gunga...ditty ditty booom.
dung dung dung dung

akidee dikeetee boom boom ..gunga gunga gunga...ditty ditty booom
akidee dikeetee boom boom ..gunga gunga gunga...ditty ditty booom

AP.net: Perhaps the most metal question of all time: How would each of you like to die?

SS - Shittings on somes lipsticks lesbians.
P - Oh thats good...I steal it.
TW - I steals it too.
WM - Just shitting for me.
NE - Yea, just shitting.....Just...Sjitting.

AP.net: Finally, thanks so much for your time. I know interviews can be pretty lame and it's hard to decapitate babies through Email, but I digress. Any closing remarks for the readers of AbsolutePunk.net?

Dethklok - Go Die!
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12:53 AM on 11/19/07
Say Anything love me.
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What the fuck?

Seriously. Most brutal interview ever....but....wow.
08:45 AM on 11/19/07
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08:47 AM on 11/19/07
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What the fuck?

Seriously. Most brutal interview ever....but....wow.

sounds like blake had fun
08:53 AM on 11/19/07
The World Won't Listen.
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Interesting but I always expect that from Blake.
08:53 AM on 11/19/07
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That's the real joke
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08:54 AM on 11/19/07
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Leave a one-way note.
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Interesting but I always expect that from Blake.

next time I'll strive for META-interestinger
09:02 AM on 11/19/07
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why did i seriously waste 3 minutes reading that? sucks for me
09:08 AM on 11/19/07
The World Won't Listen.
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next time I'll strive for META-interestinger

You are a perfect gentleman already.
09:09 AM on 11/19/07
The World Won't Listen.
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why did i seriously not recognize Blake as the coolest creature alive? sucks for me
09:15 AM on 11/19/07
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haha that made me laugh.
09:27 AM on 11/19/07
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ilu Blake.
09:27 AM on 11/19/07
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Hahaha way to go Blake seemed like you had a good time with this!

ps c'mon this stuff isn't actually funny.

pps dethklok, not blake, i like blake.
09:31 AM on 11/19/07
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Whoa. Just whoa.
09:53 AM on 11/19/07
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Awesome job man, thanks for asking the Dr. Rockso question.

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