Because there's not a ton of overlap between here and General, and because I need to get this fucking solved, I'm putting it in here too.
I've had this fucking melody in my head, but I cannot for the life of me think of the title or artist. So I did what any rational person would do - I put up a really shitty take of what I remember on vocaroo and I'm showing you all, because I'm dying not knowing what it is. The melody is right, the notes are off, whatever, if someone will know it, they'll know it. You rule if you know it. I'm not giving you much to work with, I realize, but I guarantee this is the most recognizable passage of whatever fucking song it is.
EDIT: If it helps, I think it's some type of bossa nova or jazz tune, but I could definitely be wrong about that as well.