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05:33 PM on 06/24/12 
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Quillie4L
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Hey people. The title pretty much says it alL I'm going to a Childish Gambino concert on Tuesday and I need tips and advice on how to pick up girls at concerts.
05:53 PM on 06/24/12 
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White
Social ostracism is not a word.
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Make small talk to start. Ask her if she's a music fan.
06:13 PM on 06/24/12 
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muttley
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Who are you and what have you done with White?
06:21 PM on 06/24/12 
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JamieTheSonger
I was so bored before I met you.
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Make small talk to start. Ask her if she's a music fan.
06:27 PM on 06/24/12 
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popdisaster00
Familiar childhood dreams
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The logical starting point would be to strike up a conversation about CG or community or something
06:44 PM on 06/24/12 
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incognitojones
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Buy her drinks, get her wasted, have an after party ready to go to, tell her to come to.

Repeat until you have like thirty girls and a bangin' party. Proceed with orgy pile.
07:01 PM on 06/24/12 
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NickIsI
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Buy her drinks, get her wasted, have an after party ready to go to, tell her to come to.

Repeat until you have like thirty girls and a bangin' party. Proceed with orgy pile.

/thread.
07:50 PM on 06/24/12 
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DevinDomino
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Do what I do; When the chorus hits, just jump so that your dick rubs her ass. Gets her every time.
07:58 PM on 06/24/12 
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Dustin Harkins
@HologramDHark Sorry in advance
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Just sing "Ignition"
08:20 PM on 06/24/12 
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DylanPPPP
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Don't try. Women will only lead you on to step on your heart.
08:26 PM on 06/24/12 
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HarryPotter
imma let you finish
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That's a good concert to meet girls. Don't be uncomfortable enjoying the music. Have fun listening to the music but also inch closer to an unsuspecting female target. Once you're close you're in, man. Just pounce :-D
08:27 PM on 06/24/12 
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DylanPPPP
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If you pick a girl up

Put her back down

Please
08:40 PM on 06/24/12 
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Ourchestra
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Ask her how she feels about anal.
08:47 PM on 06/24/12 
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incognitojones
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This always works. If it doesn't try the remix.
08:47 PM on 06/24/12 
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Make sure you don't strain your back.



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